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Deleting my account as of 7pm EST tomorrow (Sat. 24th) all my planets are fair game and each has a good number of metal crystal and duet. (at least 100k of each res on each planet) dont cause a civil war ;P  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Dragon wrote:Deleting my account as of 7pm EST tomorrow (Sat. 24th) all my planets are fair game and each has a good number of metal crystal and duet. (at least 100k of each res on each planet) dont cause a civil war ;P Quitter.
I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would bring a gal up to the brink of climaxing, then pull out just for kicks and watch as she writhes and begs you to finish the job only to laugh at her and taunt her with your junk with statements like "Oh, so you thought it would be funny to bag on my gaming skills in front of the guys, huh? Look at you now you little monkey. Why don't you go have one of them finish the job?" Which prompts her to get up, get dressed and head over to your best friend's house to have him finish the job, just like you suggested while you stand there in disbelief with junk in-hand, as you watch the door slam behind her. You start to cry because she was the hottest GF you've ever had and you realize perhaps you had deeper feelings for her than you would admit until now. As you go flaccid you come to one undeniable conclusion: you suck as a quitter. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I see a couple flaws with your little story there. First of all, Dragon getting a girl to the brink of climax, lol. Getting the girl is to much of a challenge there.
And comparing ogame to a really hot chick. WTF? It is a text based game among top quality games with graphics and way better game play. plus its makers are destroying the crap they had. But it is free.
So if you are going to compare ogame to a girl, she should be a solid 2 in the looks department. She should have a drunk abusive father, and a touchy uncle. And a touchy brother for that matter. The abuse that this girl gets at home messes her up so much psychologically that she decides to give away the snooch for free to anyone who will take it. The problem for the guys that go for it is, that those touchy family members and dick head father like to spread their "love" to him as well. That is ironically a girl Drigyls could get. so i guess there was only one real mistake. Well two. Dragyls wouldn't get her to the brink of climax.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Don't evaluate Cantrip's posts.
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Twitchy wrote:Don't evaluate Cantrip's posts.
No, I had to clear that up. TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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you guys have problems. Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Dragon wrote:you guys have problems.
NO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!
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Crass wrote:
Dragon wrote:you guys have problems.
NO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!
TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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The sheer weight of my penis is my justification  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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MaMa wrote:The sheer weight of my penis is my justification what you got a micro dick or something? yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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