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"You just did a whole 360 on me" (That's not one i heard in person, a friend told me it) Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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what color is the red light?
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Here here...(*while placing dishwasher tablet in hand*)...ssshhh ssshhh ...dont tell your father yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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how long did it take you to drive (he was talking to people from England)  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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how i mine for fish In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Call to a home phone: "Hey, where are you?" Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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"how do you make a backwards b?"  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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them: "my computer won't turn on" me: "ok, what happens when you hit the power button?" them: "where is that?" me: "it should be on the front of your computer" them: "oh, it works now" I've had this exact same conversation a half dozen times. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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tech support ftl? In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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elf "our clan needs more intelligence! Stop slaughtering english in the chat morons!" ----this is what elf said it gazzs chat lsat night.....he was prolly in a bad mood since santa keeps molesting him Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:Here here...(*while placing dishwasher tablet in hand*)...ssshhh ssshhh ...dont tell your father ^that tops my list
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i dont get it :< In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
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Quote:i never said i dated lura croft.
She is a fictional character.
I dated the girl that was the model for the video game version of a fictional character.
you guys seem to have selective hearing. Quote:The mutant 5.60 in cock this is correct.
I did not force it upon her, i asked if she would like to see the rest of me and she said "is it any good" and i said "hell yes" then she said ok.
Then the EPIC MUTANT COCK WAS REVEALED
Quote:Well the oly way these guys can understand a relationship between a man and woman is of a sexual nature.
To be honest there was some tension. Not alot but she was unsure and afraid of the conciquences.
So we ended up not doing anything.
Besides i probably would nto have been able to please her because back then i did not know that much.
But i tell you know i coudl very well be the carpet munching champion!
Quote:You know you want me ahahahhaa..
Nodon't listen to me just ate a huge feaking steak. i get really edgy after i eat any kind of red meat.
Quote:I shit you not, i have book smarts when it comes to sex.
The only thing i do not have is actual hands on trainning.
Or i shoudl say tung on trainning.
But i like to think that all the extensive research i have done on sex would make me a fast learnner if not an already talented partner.
Quote:Wow that is one hefty defence for just a simple joke.
I think somebody has a guilty conchenc
Quote:Uh yes there is dingus it is 3 inches in an dit is like a littl shelf.
Fucker a girl and properly aimming so that you stimulate that spot will give her great pleasure. If you put a soft pillow unde rher but you will raise her g spot and make it more easily accecible.
this proves that anything 4inc and up is acceptable to please a woman through penetration. However penetration is not the most common thing now. Most women need oral sex to come as i said that is somethign i could be good at.
Most 27+ need g spot stimulation to orgasim.
Quote:When i have a larg amoutn of cafine i can see people naked.
It is so fucking cool.
But i have to focus really hard and they have to be a good light so my mind can take there face arms and legs and simulate the most liklie remainning parts of the body.
Ever explosion i see
ever soudn i hear
Every thing i taste
every sensation i feel
I can simulate.
It is nothign special and considering the trade off i make with social skills it is not a desirable gift.
I have 7 pages in MS word filled with this guy's quotes.
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Twitchy wrote:
I have 7 pages in MS word filled with this guy's quotes.
is he you? sounds like something you'd say... yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
is he you?
sounds like something you'd say...
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