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My First Time With WDF? Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Thursday, April 05, 2007 10:20:05 PM
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We all have memories of the first time we encountered WDF? in-game.  Mine is as follows.

I remember playing on the old Tomb (which would now be the Crypt) when it was set to 32 player slots probably 2 years ago.   I had heard of {pDs} as a “clan” before but didn’t understand what that was.  I actually thought this whole “clan” thing had to do with the KKK.  I wanted no part of it, but damn it was fun to play with 31 other people, so I played and played. Later I discovered “clan” meant “team” or “group” or “gang” or whatever.

I had heard of WDF? as the clan leader from the in-game discussions and wondered if I would ever get a chance to meet him, and kill him. 

While playing on 2fort one session no one could get across the bridge without getting killed.  You all remember those days.  Anyway, the game announced “{pDs} wdf? |Pwnisher| has joined the game.”  OMG I was as giddy as a little schoolgirl.  THE WDF? Is playing! Oh boy.

So I start to cross the bridge and I see like five Combine jump over the battlements toward me.  It’s WDF? flanked on either side by two others in a classic “V” formation.  The whole scene played out in slow motion as one jumped after the other.  WDF? bounced once on the bridge and went into the air with the others in tow. 

I fixed my curser on his chest and “{pDs} wdf? |Pwnisher|” appeared in what seemed like giant red letters as the game is wont to do.  I was so in awe that I didn’t pull the trigger but just watched as he got closer and closer and bigger and bigger on my screen.  His selected weapon was the stun stick.  He whacked me once, I died, and he and the others kept coming, used the two jump pads to get into our base, kill a bunch of people, and get out with the flag like there was no opposition at all and without so much as a scratch.

Wow, I was killed by wdf?!!!   Damn those guys are good, i thought.

He killed me several more times during the game and each time I watched him move away.  I hadn’t yet learned how to bunnyhop so watching him I was just amazed at how fast he and the others moved. 

Anyway, the “V” formation and the ease in which they killed people sticks with me to this day. 

I’ll admit, it isn’t anything like remembering my first BJ, but then again, this was different . . .
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WDF?
#2 Posted: : Thursday, April 05, 2007 10:59:07 PM
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lol I'm flattered.

Anything that plays to my ego is great.

By the way, thanks for the fat chick postcard.

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#3 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 12:38:39 AM
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I remember the first time i played with whut and pDs. I remember this very distinct moment, you had your name {pDS} Whutdufuk. (with the s capitalized) and all i could think about was, wow he's in the clan and doesn't even have the name right. As i further proggressed in my tomb career, i came to like pDs a lot, and was a bit jelous. So i made up a dumb ass clan called FTD (flying toilets of deat few, and i doubt any, remember that.) Whut asked me if it was a real clan, and if i wanted to scrim, I said no it's fake, and he said if i wanna join a real clan stop by wdfnews.com. So i did, and here i am. I remember asking a question to a fellow pDser, can't remember which one exactly, but i said "Is there any clan pDs can't beat?" and someone replied "Nope, i think we've had a tough time with GU though." Good Times.
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#4 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 4:35:19 AM
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I don't remember my first time coming across pDs, but it was in the server formerly known as the catacomb. Good old DoD
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#5 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 4:49:20 AM
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if i remember correctly i was saved by a map change  from getting banned by WDF? the first time i played with him. do you remember that? i think it was for spamming...
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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#6 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 6:05:07 AM
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all i remember is that if he was on the other team, it was my goal of the game to kill him.

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#7 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 6:35:24 AM
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I joined at a point in time when TF was the scrambler. I remember playing on sum dark map with a bunch of farm houses, don't know the name but I liked it allot. It was about 2 weeks after I started playing DODs and I thought I would try to apply for pDs because of all the servers I liked it the most.

By the time I played with WDF I was already out of the recruit process and a full member of the KKK I mean "clan"... And it must have been the last time TF was ever on foxhunt. All I remember was having a spray of some chick in a thong and having all the members going "Delete it fast, WDF is joining!" Me being a little nub got all freaked out because I had just joined and didn't want to get kicked out tried to delete it. But couldn't do it in time. of course WDF, being a horny guy like the rest of the gamers out there just stood and stared at it, then commenting "Reminds me of my x girlfriend" then ran off into the game.

FREE TONY!


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#8 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 8:23:10 AM
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i don't remember mine.   i played on the Tomb for quite a while before i gave in and joined.  to be honest, i only joined to get the people to stop bugging me about joining.  but i'm glad i did because it was a great group of people and it still is.  we may not be the most competitive clan, but the people in this clan are second to none when it comes to providing a good time.  and for me, thats what gaming is all about.
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#9 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 9:43:22 AM
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The first time I ever met Whut was when I was in game as a recruit because nate, alow and indy vouched for me. He came in as console and  told me to take my recruit tag off because I did not make it. Then he said he was joking.
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#10 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 9:59:23 AM
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yeah i don't remember the first time i played with whut, but i remember i joined {pDs} back before we had the recruit status, back before hl2, back when there was no wdfnews.com, and it was whutdufuk.com. heard about the clan from the lompoc crew that i run around with, Fatal, Patriotik, Xylicon. and Bob-O when he was still around.

 

 

Dragon
#11 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 12:18:43 PM
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The first time i played with whut, was when F - C scrimmed them and won on omaha lol (on the catacomb) and dont say it wasnt fair because we did switch sides (axis and allies) lol. I was like you guys, i was like woah, its really him. because the way alow, nate, nova, indi, and all the catacomb pds regulars talked about him, he was a legend. now i know hes just fat and lazy =P then after i quit FC, I joined pds because nate and alow and indi asked me too. glad they did.

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#12 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 2:00:50 PM
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I remember my first time.

All I know is I pwned his ass.

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#13 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 2:09:26 PM
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Well the first time I met Whut, I must have been 6 or 7..8 at the oldest. I remember walking down the street when a big white van slowly pulled up to the curb. The window rolled down and all I saw was this face and lollipop. "Hey little boy, would you like a sucker," he said. From there the details are a bit hazy......





Actually it was way before all of this HL2BS, in the days of the king of all HL related games/mods. CS.

I wanna say I was on Dust_2 when I first talked to him, but i really have no clue. I think it was Xyli or someone else who pointed me to whutdufuk.com

Those were the days

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#14 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 2:38:49 PM
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I joined pds because nate and alow and indi asked me too. glad they did.


i was the main one who wanted you in, quit eating those drugged up "brownies"!

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#15 Posted: : Friday, April 06, 2007 3:57:43 PM
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MaMa wrote:
I remember my first time.

All I know is I pwned his ass.


Ill second that in the egg scrambler

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