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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Saturday, April 07, 2007 4:28:10 PM
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
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GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
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#2 Posted: : Saturday, April 07, 2007 7:30:07 PM
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First.

My friend told me about this one guy that passed out at a party. His friends stripped him down to his boxers and put him into a bathtub full of red-dyed water. You can imagine what he thought when he woke up the next morning.
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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, April 10, 2007 11:09:45 PM
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:56:02 AM
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That is honestly not fucking funny in the least.  Fire is where it stops being funny.
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:01:36 AM
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The_Spaniard wrote:
That is honestly not fucking funny in the least.  Fire is where it stops being funny.


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#6 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:29:28 AM
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i'm with spanard on this.  thats not funny.  those guys are fucking idiots. 
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:35:57 AM
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llenta wrote:
i'm with spanard on this.  thats not funny.  those guys are fucking idiots. 


for real. if any of my "friends" ever set me on fire I'd fuck their shit up. doing shit like shaving an eyebrow is one thing, but burnt flesh doesn't really grow back. I don't get this whole culture of being a dick to your friends if they pass out, it's usually not that funny and just seems really fucking malicious. "Look our friend passed out, let's shove an M80 up his ass and see what happens!"
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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:54:36 AM
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 ... shove an M80 up his ass...


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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:55:20 AM
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llenta wrote:
i'm with spanard on this.  thats not funny.  those guys are fucking idiots. 


for real. if any of my "friends" ever set me on fire I'd fuck their shit up. doing shit like shaving an eyebrow is one thing, but burnt flesh doesn't really grow back.


what they said. i don't think i'd ever forgive my friends if they gave me a permanent scar just coz i passed out. most likely i'd retaliate and give them a permanent scar (or three, or ten).

continueing the alcohol and fire theme - i remember another video i saw of some guy who drank a flaming shooter. he was so far gone he didn't event think to put it out before he downed it. he ends up spitting it out and getting fire everywhere oh him, and i'd be extremely surprised if he can taste much these days. i can't remember where i saw it though...
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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:32:23 AM
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I'm pretty sure I saw that same video but can't find it on youtube. He must have been drinking everclear or something. I don't understand the appeal of drinking something which is on fire.
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#11 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 10:08:04 AM
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i'd go apeshit on the person who pulled something like that on me
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#12 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 10:15:51 AM
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#13 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:50:24 PM
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At least you aren't this dude.
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#14 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:45:54 PM
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Yea, I'm sorry but being passed out is actually fairly dangerous. So yea, normally when my friends pass out we put them on a couch or something.

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#15 Posted: : Wednesday, April 11, 2007 5:05:38 PM
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Crass wrote:
Yea, I'm sorry but being passed out is actually fairly dangerous. So yea, normally when my friends pass out we put them on a couch or something.


that's a really good point Crass. A lot of alcohol-caused deaths are from people passing out and getting vomit into their lungs because they are on their backs. It's how Jimi Hendrix died, of course he was on more than just alcohol...
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