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#1 Posted: : Tuesday, April 24, 2007 3:11:28 PM
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Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World  Records. 
Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds
Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff
and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.  With "paws the size of softballs"
(reports the Boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's
standard 200lb. limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is
natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he
just grew".... and grew. and grew. and grew.

 

 


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you mean heaviest.

debate rages on in canine circles as to whether the biggest dog should mean heaviest, or tallest. the tallest is actually a great Dane called Gibson AFAIK.
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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wow, they really need to breed him with the worlds second biggest dog. a few decades of that and we can solve the global warming crisis by riding our pet dogs to work.
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LOL! That's Huge!!! Reminds me of the dog from Sand lot.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
wow, they really need to breed him with the worlds second biggest dog. a few decades of that and we can solve the global warming crisis by riding our pet dogs to work.

*cough Horses cough*


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I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


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Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

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I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time


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J-Town wrote:

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
wow, they really need to breed him with the worlds second biggest dog. a few decades of that and we can solve the global warming crisis by riding our pet dogs to work.

*cough Horses cough*



that was the joke j-town.

seriously though, dogs make way better pets than horses.

EDIT: Snopes says the dog in the picture isn't Hercules: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hercules.asp
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*cough  cough*

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
riding our pet dogs to work.


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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
J-Town wrote:

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
wow, they really need to breed him with the worlds second biggest dog. a few decades of that and we can solve the global warming crisis by riding our pet dogs to work.

*cough Horses cough*



that was the joke j-town.

seriously though, dogs make way better pets than horses.

EDIT: Snopes says the dog in the picture isn't Hercules: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hercules.asp

they are both still huge ass dogs.


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Now that I take a better look, it doesn't look real. Look by the feet.
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Fuck I would be terrified of that thing as a kid. Must be a good guard dog.


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#14 Posted: : Wednesday, April 25, 2007 6:02:44 AM
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J-Town wrote:

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
wow, they really need to breed him with the worlds second biggest dog. a few decades of that and we can solve the global warming crisis by riding our pet dogs to work.

*cough Horses cough*



dogs pwn the shit out of horses. ye old Irish Wolf hounds used be trained to take out horses, and they were very good at it, ergo, dogs are better.
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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I've never been a fan of dogs, but that one looks pretty humble.
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