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hereBBC news reporter goes ape-shit on them. fun to watch. click on the link in the top right (link titled "footage of reporters fury") to watch it. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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20 bucks says he'll go missing in a few days. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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If you are ever fucking a Scientologist, start screaming "Xenu" when you come. They will never forget you. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:If you are ever fucking a Scientologist, start screaming "Xenu" when you come. They will never forget you. Funniest shit I have read all day. Thanks!
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Yea, I can't find anything on the religion, what do they believe?
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Crass wrote:Yea, I can't find anything on the religion, what do they believe? Billions of years ago Xenu was the evil master of a galactic confederacy. Then he took 300 billion people to earth in spaceships that look like a DC-8's and strapped all the people to volcanoes. Then he set off a bunch hydrogen bombs. The people had these things called Thetans inside of them that were then loosened and floated free around the earth. Everything wrong with you is because of these Thetans that were floating around get trapped in your body, but if you pay the Scientologists a bunch of money they will help you clear them out. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:Crass wrote:Yea, I can't find anything on the religion, what do they believe? Billions of years ago Xenu was the evil master of a galactic confederacy. Then he took 300 billion people to earth in spaceships that look like a DC-8's and strapped all the people to volcanoes. Then he set off a bunch hydrogen bombs. The people had these things called Thetans inside of them that were then loosened and floated free around the earth. Everything wrong with you is because of these Thetans that were floating around get trapped in your body, but if you pay the Scientologists a bunch of money they will help you clear them out.
http://spscientology.ytmnd.com/Or if you prefer: Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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Scientologists are mad whack.
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thats right kiddies, now you too can have your own religion and make millions off people who actually believed you. For a limited time now i can tell you all the secrets to get started for only a measly 250 bucks. You cant go wrong!  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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