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"Setting the stage for my delema"
So tonight I went and saw 28 weeks later. Just me and some other guys, definatly not the kinda movie you bring the girls to. So yea, another movie got out at the same time and I was walking out talking to my friends when 4 kids came up to me to talk to me about basketball (Never met them before I am just 6'7" and people for some reason think they all know me and know all about my basketball career, I don't even play.) one of them asks me how old I am and I say 16, and they respond, oh well I have 2 years to get that tall. So while talking to a kid I knew from around town the guys from before meet up with these girls and are talking to them for a few minutes. The guys leave and this one girl come up to me and starts to talk to me. She then starts to grab my hand and what not, kinda like girls do when they want you to hold them close and show you off to other girls.... Yea.. so she asks me for my number and I respond "your fucking 14 get off of me." partially because she was 14 and I didn't want my friends to see me with a 14 year old, and partially because I know thats not rite. But here is the issue, Is it wrong that I wanted to fuck a 14 year old? lol... I found her to be pretty sexy and feel pretty weird about the whole thing now. I know I will get responses like "you petifile" but it wasn't like that. And my second question, should I have given her my number? Or do you think the age issue is a bit too far off? I know 2 years isn't allot but you mature allot over those 2 years.
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no es malo  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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well atleast your not 18 and fucking a 14 yr old, i myself am picky about age, but 2 years isnt so back, my parents are 3 years apart and my grandparents were 6 In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Two years is nothing if you're both reasonably mature. Don't count on your high school buddies being cool about your middle school girlfriend though. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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Wow. You're not going to bone her anytime soon. You blew it. Never pass up an opportunity to bone. And always rap that rascal. Oh, yes, one caveat. The day you turn 18 and there's a chick in front of you who wants you to do her, picture the two of you on the same side of the bridge in 2fort. Then imagine a voice from above asking out loud "would those who are age 18 or older, please step to the other side of the bridge?" In your imagination you walk across the bridge. The question to ask is does she follow you? Is she also 18 or older? Because if she's not, DO NOT BONE HER! That's statutory rape in most states. Repeat: When you turn 18 (12:01 a.m. the day of), do not bone ANYONE under the age of 18. That is all. Carry on. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Its 2 years, and you're under 18. As long as protection is used and things are done smart, I would hit it. However, I'm always weary of girls who pursue me hard like that, usually it means trouble. Avoid psycho girls at all costs, not worth the poon. get your ass to mars
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Consent age in WA is 16. Bowchicabowwow.
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WDF? wrote:Consent age in WA is 16. Bowchicabowwow.
alright alright, highschool girls.
i get older, and they stay the same age.
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is it just me or do every generation of girls get bigger tits the younger they are :S  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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{pDs} Caboose wrote:is it just me or do every generation of girls get bigger tits the younger they are :S Naw your just a chi-mo  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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dude, you're under 18. fuck like a rabbit. if they're sporting big ass titties and a big fat fucking ass go for it baby. TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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yea, consent is 16 here too.
But I wasn't thinking of it at a legal standpoint. But I get what you are going at.
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To Don Sharp you listen. Seriously age of consent at 16 in your states? Wow. I can't even stand bitches who are of legal drinking age. I take one look at them and think there would be so much I would have to teach them to be worth the effort. And I would need two at a time, just in case one broke. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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lmao In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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