Ode to the Pittsburgh Girl!!!(ME) Options
Not The Face
#1 Posted: : Sunday, May 28, 2006 10:35:17 AM
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A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy friends, in some cases, even more. She drinks beer because it tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink something more sophisticated. She owns a Steeler jersey not just because it' s cute but because she supports her team and understands the game. She loves Kennywood and isn't afraid to order cheese fries from the Potato Patch because, let's face it...Pittsburgh girls wear winter coats and scarves a lot more than bikinis and flip flops. A Pittsburgh girl loves St. Patrick's Day, even if she's not Irish because green beer is good for the soul. Pittsburgh girls don't have a funny accent. They just speak a different language. The word yinz is dear to her heart, even if she would never say it herself. A Pittsburgh girl bleeds black and gold and knows how to have a great time. She's stylish and sweet. She has a great education and loves her friends and family. A Pittsburgh girl goes to church on Sunday hung over, only to be let out by the priest early because the Steelers kick off at one. A Pittsburgh girl might not live by the beach, but the Three Rivers are just as good! She has seen all four seasons and has a reason to love and hate each of them. She's the type of girl you can call late at night and spill your heart out to. She's the type you can take home to Mom and Dad without worrying they won't like her. Because everyone loves a Pittsburgh girl. If you need a girl to take to the game, she'll be there. If you need a friend to help you out, she's there. If you need a drinking buddy, she'll be there with her Rolling Rock in hand. So let your Pittsburgh girl know you love her! You can take the girl out of Pittsburgh, but you can never take the Pittsburgh out of the girl!


nottheballz: ask her if i will ever have sex again lol
{pDs} Face: rosie
nottheballz: na she stoped
{pDs} Face: 2 timing bitch
Sir.Crapsalot
#2 Posted: : Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:30:47 PM
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Drinking is good times

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#3 Posted: : Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:44:06 PM
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Pittsburg is dogshit.

{Nookie} fubar
#4 Posted: : Monday, May 29, 2006 8:25:04 AM
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A Pittsburgh girl also loves getting hit on by a hairy-chested man, heavily weighted in gold chains, who refers to his friends as "junior" at Chauncey's.

A Pittsburgh girl also loves a great vacation to Conneaut Lake or Lake Erie ... or for something a little more exotic, a trip to the Jersey shore. 

A Pittsburgh girl also loves the seasons, which are: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction, but I'm sure you heard that one before.                                                                

I love your city and how smoky it is, the strange accent, and it's passion for food I wouldn't touch. Of course I'm just messing with you so I hope you don't take any offense but nothing competes with Cali, best cities in the world.

West Coast love baby.....n at

 


Not The Face
#5 Posted: : Monday, May 29, 2006 9:22:52 AM
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{Nookie} fubar wrote:

A Pittsburgh girl also loves getting hit on by a hairy-chested man, heavily weighted in gold chains, who refers to his friends as "junior" at Chauncey's.

A Pittsburgh girl also loves a great vacation to Conneaut Lake or Lake Erie ... or for something a little more exotic, a trip to the Jersey shore. 

A Pittsburgh girl also loves the seasons, which are: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction, but I'm sure you heard that one before.                                                                

I love your city and how smoky it is, the strange accent, and it's passion for food I wouldn't touch. Of course I'm just messing with you so I hope you don't take any offense but nothing competes with Cali, best cities in the world.

West Coast love baby.....n at

 

 

I've never picked up a hairy man at chauncey's yuck hair!!!

lake erie and conneaut lake are great!  well lake conneaut lake not so much since they took most of the park out.

we are getting into construction season now.  cute tan men on roofs ohhhhh baby!

city isn't smokey too much anymore since j&l and the others no longer run.  ( I honestly found no difference in the "smog" levels in other areas of the country i have been. 

Fubar I'm impressed with your knowledge of pittsburghese! you must have been from around here at one point to know of these areas.  btw the food is great!!!  steak salads with fries.mmmmmm  Primanti's sandwichs mmmmmm http://www.primantibros.com/ for those that don't know.  And the rothlisburger that has over 50,000,000 calories/grams of fat! 

 

And whut I hope your still not whining about the super bowl!  I would classify pittsburgh better than seatle!  less rain  more laid back.  and you can drive 2 miles without seeing a starbucks!



nottheballz: ask her if i will ever have sex again lol
{pDs} Face: rosie
nottheballz: na she stoped
{pDs} Face: 2 timing bitch
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#6 Posted: : Monday, May 29, 2006 9:26:31 AM
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Except Pittsburgh is ass ugly, where as Seattle was rated top 5 most beautiful places to live.

 

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#7 Posted: : Monday, May 29, 2006 12:32:25 PM
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Pittsburg, huh?  Not far from where I am and when BelligerentPimp moves to Ohio, he'll be a bit closer than me.......I sense a LAN Party road trip.....


Not The Face
#8 Posted: : Monday, May 29, 2006 1:26:11 PM
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east coast lan huh?  I'm soooo down.  I have no prob hosting once i move.  I"m only half hours drive from youngstown


nottheballz: ask her if i will ever have sex again lol
{pDs} Face: rosie
nottheballz: na she stoped
{pDs} Face: 2 timing bitch
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