but did they bang you?

yeah crass, wtf did you do?

Alright, story time.



We landed in Amsterdam and were out into the city around 9:00am. We then got onto a bus and took a tour. We figured we probly wont be over there any time soon so we might as well see the city. The tour ended around 3pm and it dropped us off at our hotel. The name of the hotel was "Hotel Casa 400" it resembled a dorm building with a bar for the first story. After we settled in it was around 5:00, we walked around for a few hours then passed out from the Jet Lag in our room.

The next day we woke up around noon and traveled into the city. We actually never visited a Coffe Shop while there... Instead we bought from the flea markets that were all around. To give an example... We got and 8th for 8 Euro.. SO yea... We then went to the liquor store and bout some absinthe. Around  3 or so we got onto the subway and went back to the hotel to drop it all off. We went back out that night and walked around for a while.

When we got back to the hotel we realized were the real party was. The down stairs bar was filled with people from America, France, Britain, Spain.... All high or drunk, the outside porch was packed with people smoking and all the windows above were opened up and smoke billowing out. It took us about an hour to find some girls and get them into our room. They were from Spain, idc what you say, Spanish girls are hot.

We spent a while in our room playing drinking games but without any action. At about 1 we got 2 of them to hook up, and I might have a picture I still have to look. At around 2 the one girl, Anna Maria, was sitting on my lap and I was ready to fuck. It was then that they all decided to tell us they were Virgins... So I told them I was tired and went to bed.

The next couple of days were the same, buying during the day, wondering and then going back to the Hotel, accept no more Virgins. They were all very willing.

On day 4 we rented bikes, that was allot of fun, got to ride around and see some more history. In the Netherlands there are.... SOOOOOOOOO many bikes.

On day 5 we drove into Germany for 3 or so hours, I saw Inga but her rents were with her.. Then we continued through and stopped in Belgium for the night.

We stayed in Brusles at some shady hotel in the middle of a Middle Eastern neigborhood.. So there was no fun there. It took us about 30 minutes just to get into the fun part. We were only there for one night so all we were really looking for was some waffles. In the town square we started a game of Duck Duck Goose and attracted crowds of around 300 people. We would tag people from the crowed and at one point we had people cheering for America, people for Britain, and people for Belguim. Oh yea, you had to tackle the person to catch them... Pretty intense.

Then we went to Paris, sucked.. I was sick for the whole time. And we only passed through till we got to the train for Britain.

The train ride was cool... well it would have been if the air conditioner didn't break and I wasn't yaking the whole ride.

And then we did the tourist thing in London, saw what we could. Tower of London, Parlament, London eye... all the stuff Americans see in London.

Then I got home!

We added sugar. But no, it didn't make me halucinate, but evidently before it was illegal they put a herb in it that would make you see green things... And the users would resemble opium users in there dependency. So it was made illegal, then legalized without the Herb.

So yea, a bit scary.


We were going to extend our trip to Scotland but didn't have the funds. We would have been in the United terminal at the same time the airport was bombed.

The one kid is still on vacation.