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WDF?
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, May 09, 2006 3:00:45 PM
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Sirus has given me the task of writing up four sentences that skillfully and articulately describe WDFNews.com. Everything we do.

With the chaos of opening the new site today, I'm having the worst writers block ever. So, best submission wins.

Plus, you know you assholes want something to do on the new shiny forums!

Get busy.


Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, May 09, 2006 4:01:59 PM
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Okay, I'll start it off:

WDFNews.com is your one-stop gaming news source. Feel free to browse our forums for the latest information on events in the gaming world. The forums also serve as the sounding board for our {pDs} clan, for information on our game servers and for our ever-growing ranks of friendly community members who keep the discussions lively. Remember, if you have something funny, interesting, or stupid to say, you are always welcome to say it here.

Write you bastages!

-I would take out the stupid part.

 

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Twitchy
#3 Posted: : Monday, December 11, 2006 9:56:37 PM
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bumpin dis shit


Business
#4 Posted: : Monday, December 11, 2006 10:13:01 PM
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I will give the winner a CD from the $1.00 bin I got at zip records!
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
WDF?
#5 Posted: : Monday, December 11, 2006 10:46:55 PM
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2 day ban for bumpin dis shit

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