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I'm bored, post "ghost stories" or other creepy shit that's happened to you. I have nothing  Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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garbage In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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James, what have you done to the Nyquil Bar!?!?!??!
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I saw it successful on another forum, but I guess I didn't consider all the uncooperative noobz around these parts.. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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In any city, in any country, go to any mental instituion or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear. Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped. If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. What happens when they all come together? The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifiying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end they're lives. But most do the worst thing and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned, if you do your death will be that of cruelity and unrelenting horror. Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands. That object is 1 of 2538. They must never come together. Never. Enjoy your copypasta...from herestealth wrote:My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.." 
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That made no sense at all Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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you asked for it... stealth wrote:My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.."
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So a family is driving through the sticks off some forgotten back road when their car breaks down. They take shelter in an abandoned two-story house. They hear banging coming from the cellar. Thump, thump, thump. It gets louder and louder, closer and closer. Then all of a sudden, a dirt-covered coffin pops out of the cellar and starts coming toward them, thump, thump, thump. They run down the hall and lock the door. It breaks through and keeps coming. Thump, thump, thump. They run upstairs and lock the bedroom door. They hear it coming. Thump, thump, thump. It breaks through the door. It comes at them. Thump, thump, thump. It gets closer and closer and closer - they have nowhere to run. Thump, thump, thump. It is almost upon them. Then the father remembers something he bought at the Quickie Mart at their last stop. He frantically reaches into his pocket and fishes out a new pack of Vick's Cough Drops, rips open the pack and pours out a handful into his palm. He takes the Vick's Cough Drops and shoves them into his mouth. The moment he put the Vick's Cough Drops into his mouth, he stops the coughin'. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:So a family is driving through the sticks off some forgotten back road when their car breaks down.
They take shelter in an abandoned two-story house. They hear banging coming from the cellar. Thump, thump, thump.
It gets louder and louder, closer and closer. Then all of a sudden, a dirt-covered coffin pops out of the cellar and starts coming toward them, thump, thump, thump.
They run down the hall and lock the door. It breaks through and keeps coming. Thump, thump, thump.
They run upstairs and lock the bedroom door. They hear it coming. Thump, thump, thump.
It breaks through the door. It comes at them. Thump, thump, thump. It gets closer and closer and closer - they have nowhere to run. Thump, thump, thump.
It is almost upon them. Then the father remembers something he bought at the Quickie Mart at their last stop.
He frantically reaches into his pocket and fishes out a new pack of Vick's Cough Drops, rips open the pack and pours out a handful into his palm.
He takes the Vick's Cough Drops and shoves them into his mouth.
The moment he put the Vick's Cough Drops into his mouth, he stops the coughin'. I shat bricks stealth wrote:My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.."
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