Man vs. Wild is totally fake Options
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#1 Posted: : Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:27:02 AM
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I am so disappointed. 

http://www.noob.us/entertainment/man-vs-wild-is-fake/
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#2 Posted: : Tuesday, August 14, 2007 12:45:14 PM
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WTF?  I really liked that show.  Looks like he drank liquid shit and drank his own piss for nothing.


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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, August 14, 2007 12:55:05 PM
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doesn't he pass by houses in that episode.  wasn't that the episode where he said its not just about finding civilization but how to survive on an island like that.  still a great show.
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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, August 14, 2007 4:06:10 PM
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The best is when he tames "wild" horses in a place where wild horses do not live. It turns out they were just normal horses trucked in by his crew. Makes you wonder if he really is even drinking shit-water from elephant dung or if that is faked too. I saw one episode where he kept going on about how hard it was to find clean water, then he finds a tiny pool created by a spring and talks about how pristine and clean it is. The he proceeds to wash his dirty fucking head over it and totally contaminates the water! Maybe he was in someones backyard and just went inside and grabbed a beer after they finished shooting...
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#5 Posted: : Tuesday, August 14, 2007 4:48:09 PM
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Wow, everyone knows the show is bullshit anyways?

He rubbed a tiny piece of wire on his hair and suspended it in water by using a leaf, saying it was a "compass". First of all, what are the chances you're going to find a tiny piece of "wire" (which is usually made of copper (Not iron, cobalt, or nickel)), in the "wild"? Secondly, static electricity on a wire a compass does not make. The free electrons would make the wire point anyfuckingwhere.
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even if its fake, it's still entertaining

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#7 Posted: : Tuesday, August 14, 2007 8:57:32 PM
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I say we all gather up our own pile of elephant shit and see if he drinks the juice out of it.


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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:36:28 AM
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I SAY FUCK YOU CUZ THAT SHOW IS MANLY K

AND HE MAKES A BOW FROM A TREE

Fear the ING!
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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:00:46 PM
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Yeah I knew about this. The show's still entertaining.


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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:33:13 PM
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Entertaining show, but that video is GREAT entertainment. Gave me a good laugh.
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