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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 8:01:01 PM
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#2 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 8:07:21 PM
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have not watched video yet but can already tell you that most of us will never be cool enough to have girlfriends.. or classic sportscars for that matter
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#3 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 8:11:49 PM
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That stupid bitch needs to get some skills.



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#4 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 8:25:25 PM
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Grumpy wrote:
have not watched video yet but can already tell you that most of us will never be cool enough to have girlfriends.. or classic sportscars for that matter

I don't have any car at all, but I do have a girlfriend, and she has a car. I think I drive better than she does, she's going to be so pissed off when I show her this.

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#5 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 8:26:22 PM
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#6 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:15:59 PM
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Avner wrote:

Grumpy wrote:
have not watched video yet but can already tell you that most of us will never be cool enough to have girlfriends.. or classic sportscars for that matter

I don't have any car at all, but I do have a girlfriend, and she has a car. I think I drive better than she does, she's going to be so pissed off when I show her this.



Um, what possible positive outcome do you expect will unfold when you show her this?  Hmm, let's see, she's going to get pissed off.  Do you not like having sex with her?
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#7 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:53:30 PM
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#8 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 11:35:34 PM
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Avner wrote:
Angry sex, man! Angry sex!
Just ask the black guy prisoner from American History X.


Yes, I meant angry sex.  Is there any other kind?
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#9 Posted: : Sunday, August 19, 2007 11:47:04 PM
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theres pity sex
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#10 Posted: : Monday, August 20, 2007 12:23:29 AM
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It was obvious she was going to fuck that car up before she got outta the lot..
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#11 Posted: : Monday, August 20, 2007 9:19:56 AM
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whoever owns that car is a fucking idiot. it was totally obvious the driver was clueless. you do not put a clueless person behind the wheel of your fancy car unless you want them to destroy it or you are a total fucking idiot who deserves to have your nice car destroyed.
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#12 Posted: : Monday, August 20, 2007 11:40:38 AM
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Besides mechanics, there are two people in this world who drive our car, my father, and myself.
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#13 Posted: : Monday, August 20, 2007 11:45:10 AM
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i always wanted a shriner car, those things rock
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#14 Posted: : Monday, August 20, 2007 11:52:10 AM
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Gunslinger wrote:
i always wanted a shriner car, those things rock


what's cool about them is that they won't even start up unless you are wearing a fez.
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#15 Posted: : Monday, August 20, 2007 12:22:14 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
i always wanted a shriner car, those things rock


what's cool about them is that they won't even start up unless you are wearing a fez.


seriously?
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