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Dealing with comcast episode #1 Options
WDF?
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:18:47 PM
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This is part two... part one happened last night and I didn't save it.


James>
Freezing, pixelating, audio cutting out.

analyst Keith has entered room

Keith>
Hello James_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Keith. Please give me one moment to review your information.

Keith>
How may I assist you with your cable TV service today?

James_>
I'd like to hope you could fix it

James_>
I contacted support last night, as I do every two to three months or so to complain about the freezing, pixelating, loss of audio

James_>
And as of late, losing half of an entire program on the DVR mid show

Keith>
One moment.

James_>
Just jumps to the end of the show

Keith>
Is the problem on the dvr or on the tv channels?

James_>
Both

James_>
I think we've swapped out a total of 4 or 5 boxes

James_>
Somethings wrong with the signal

Keith>
I have reset your cable box if your problem persists after 30 minutes please chat back and we will set up a trouble call to have a tech visit your address to check your cable equipment.

James_>
No, we did this last night

James_>
The problem persisted.

Keith>
Do you want a service call?

James_>
I want a supervisor from comcast, not a third-party contractor

Keith>
There are no supervisors available at this time.

James_>
That's not what I was told last night.

James_>
I was told if I wanted a supervisor could be scheduled to come out.

James_>
There have to be logs

Keith>
Ok to schedule that type of a call you will have to contact your local market and make this request.

James_>
Why is it that the woman I spoke with last night was capable of making that kind of schedule

James_>
But you aren't?

Keith>
I am in the national call center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

James_>
You guys are spread out?

Keith>
Yes.

James_>
Some sort of lottery of tech support?

James_>
I know it isn't your fault, but wow.

Keith>
Tes unfortunately. If I was in the States I would have different access.

Keith>
tes=Yes*+

James_>
Gotta love the comcast

James_>
Well, you have a nice night, I'll... spin the wheel of service again

Keith>
Yep power of the monopoly.

Keith>
It was a pleasure to assist you tonight. Good bye and have a great night.


Stay tuned as I try and fail to book a supervisor!

WDF?
#2 Posted: : Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:59:36 PM
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Round 2... FIGHT!

This one started as humorous for me... and then turned... not funny at all... not to mention how uninteresting this fuck was.

james>
Freezing, pixelating, loss of sound, DVR losing half an episode, lions, tigers, bears, oh my!

analyst Chris.18156 has entered room

Chris.18156>
Hello James_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Chris.18156. Please give me one moment to review your information.

Chris.18156>
I would be happy to assist you today.

James_>
And I am happy to be assisted

James_>
You aren't in Canada, by chance?

Chris.18156>
I am actually.  Near Toronto.

James_>
Dang... I'm 0/2 playing the tech support lottery. I'm trying to have a supervisor come out and inspect a cable service that hasn't worked right in two years. However, as I was told just a second ago, Canadian support doesn't have the same access as US support

James_>
But last night, I could book a supervisor. It's all so confusing

James_>
What do you recommend I do?

James_>
See, I want a supervisor, because the third party contractors lie to me.

Chris.18156>
I can write on the work order that this has been an ongoing problem and a supervisor is requested.

Chris.18156>
May I please have the last four digits of the Social Security Number on the account?

James_>
xxxx

Chris.18156>
Thank you.

James_>
Now, since it's become an unfortunate tradition to contact comcast support every two to three months to fix the same problem, what is the likelyhood that supervisor will actually show up? The problem I'm having is that every time I request anything, and I've requested this before, they either don't bring the right equipment, and.or I've never received said supervisor

Chris.18156>
Has the DVR been replaced before, and you have the same problem?

James_>
About 4-5 times

James_>
Each one has been swapped at least twice... I think one of them three times

James_>
I'd suspect it to be a weak signal issue... but the contractors who showed up two times ago informed me that my signal was unusually strong.

James_>
Of course they deduced this by standing in my back yard behind a tree and smoking

Chris.18156>
Does this sound alright then?  repeat TC, many reception problems, dvr swapped multiple times, do not send contract tech, send supervisor tech.

James_>
That sounds great, yes

Chris.18156>
Please confirm the phone number you would liek the technician to call.

Chris.18156>
Please excuse my typo.

James_>
xxx-xxx-xxxx

Chris.18156>
The next available time I have to send a technician is Friday at 8am-12pm.  Do you want that appointment?

James_>
May I ask why you can book me a supervisor, but the tech I spoke to before you couldn't?

James_>
I work mornings, is there something in the afternoon in the next few weeks?

Chris.18156>
I can request a supervisor come out, but I can not guarantee that one will come.  I wrote the comments to be as serious as I can make it.  Yes we do appreciate you as a customer, and I will do what I can for you.

Chris.18156>
I have 2pm-6pm open for Friday, will that work?

James_>
I hear that. I know you aren't responsible for the mess that is Comcast

James_>
Yeah, I should be back in that window

Chris.18156>
The appointment has been booked.

James_>
I appreciate it.

Chris.18156>
I have one question James.

James_>
Ok

Chris.18156>
Is xxx-xxx-xxxx an old number?  I can change it to xxx-xxx-xxxx on your account if it is.

James_>
I've never seen that number... ever

James_>
Why would that be on my account?

Chris.18156>
I will make the correction right now.

James_>
I mean I've had the same number forever... and have been a customer for two years or so

James_>
The fact that there's a number I've never seen on my account is troubling

Chris.18156>
I have corrected the number.

James_>
Right, thanks... what would cause the wrong number to be there?

Chris.18156>
Another agent must have entered the wrong number.

James_>
Should I be concerned? Would comcast have ever attempted to contact me via that number with potentially compromising information?

Chris.18156>
Comcast would not call and give out information.  We confirm the account holder is who we are speaking to if an agent ever does need to call.

James_>
Alright, thanks for your help.

Chris.18156>
Is there anything else I can assist you with?

James_>
No sir

Chris.18156>
Thank you for contacting Comcast! We appreciate your business!

Chris.18156>
If you need assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to contact us through Live Chat or E-Mail (available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week). Comcast also offers excellent FAQ and Help forums located at www.comcast.net to help you reach a resolution independently.

Chris.18156>
Have a great day.

Chris.18156>
Analyst has closed chat and left the room

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Stay tuned for Friday's exciting conclusion of Dealing with Comcast!



WDF's prediction: No supervisor... third party contractor steals my nintendo.

camelspit
#3 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 12:58:50 AM
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is this shit seriously still going on?  do you want me to shank the 3rd party contractor that comes out?

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

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WDF?
#4 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 1:00:53 AM
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Yeah... it's never going to get fixed now... I just figure for the money I spend I might as well make them earn it by putting up with me.



I had one installer be straight with me and told me this is as good as it gets...


Love i


My favorite part of part two is that the number on my account is... a number I've never seen.. and that the story of the comcast techs troubleshooting my signal strength by sneaking a smoke break and then lying to me is true.

Cantrip
#5 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 1:02:42 AM
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You should be more like Cantrip.



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WDF?
#6 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 1:04:14 AM
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Nah, stealing company phone numbers... but I should xxx them out anyway.

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#7 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 4:31:01 AM
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Yea, i've got comcast too. Their service is pretty shakey at times, and their customer service rarely does anything useful. But hey, at least i don't get Canadians when i call..
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#8 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 8:52:43 AM
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Welcome to the COMCASM

I've had an ongoing issue with my internet connection for about a year now. It all started when a tree fell down and knocked my neighbors connection right off the pole. Mine survived, but since then has had this weird thing where my outbound packets all drop for a few seconds, then it all comes back. On a VOIP phone this translates into "I can hear you but you can't hear me", in games this translates into "I can see you kill me but I cant move". It gets worse sometimes, it gets better sometimes, it never goes away for more than a day and most of the time it happens a few times per hour. Comcast claims everything is hunky dory and the problem must be with my equipment. Which has all been tested and retested by me, and I also have replaced various things. If you plug something straight into THEIR modem and it has the problem then the problem is at our behind THEIR modem, i.e. it's their problem and not mine. Once they found a slightly damaged cable and claimed THAT was the source of the problem and billed me $40 to cut the cable and re-terminate it. Which didnt solve shit, but provides a nice excuse to say the problem is all mine. Every person they have ever sent has been pretty fucking clueless. Once you have fallen into the Comcasm there is no escape. You either terminate service, waste a fuckload of time beating your head against their support department forever, or give up and accept that it sucks shit. Since they are monopolist fucks the last option is actually the least bad if you want teh intarwebs or a teevee. 
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#9 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 9:01:30 AM
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Calling Don Sharp to this thread
Whut Whut in the butt.
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#10 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 9:28:04 AM
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WDF? wrote:
Round 2... FIGHT!
WDF's prediction: No supervisor... third party contractor steals my nintendo.


I bet they send a fat chick to try to seduce you...then steal your nintendo.
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#11 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 12:14:14 PM
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Very nice whut

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camelspit
#12 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 6:48:55 PM
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dude, comcast...man what a nightmare, you still havent answered whether you'd like me shank them or not.

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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#13 Posted: : Thursday, September 27, 2007 7:37:46 PM
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Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

camelspit
#14 Posted: : Friday, September 28, 2007 3:19:36 AM
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im mexican

mexican's > white people at shanking

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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#15 Posted: : Friday, September 28, 2007 11:41:20 AM
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camelspit wrote:
im mexican

mexican's > white people at shanking

but getting to whuts house would cause u to drag all your fellow illegal co-workers in the worlds smallest pick-up truck with all your landscaping tools in the truck bed along for the ride. 




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