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I thought this was great....
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any
of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the
fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up"
and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&@# kids next door won't turn down the
stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for
one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your
sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you
know they'll enjoy it & do. And now you know why I am forwarding this to
you...
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yeah, it was posted not too long ago. every time i read it i feel old. i haven't even graduated college yet and yet almost evvery one of those applies to me. the only ones that don't are:
#2 because a twin bed is all i own.
16 because i don't take naps anyway
#23 because i still play as much HL2 as possible, so its more lie 60% work, and 40% HL2
yes this is how pathetic my life has become. the sad thing is i still enjoy it.
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Yea got that at my work email a few weeks ago...
I like this:
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
shit."
Except for I relate it the cheap ass beer I used to buy...its funny cause most of those are true...
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You know, drinking at home before you go out makes sense. We call that a pre-lube. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Quote:
You know, drinking at home before you go out makes sense. We call that a pre-lube.
Oh def makes sense...I call it getting my "glow" on...
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Yeah one of the sure signs you're getting old is if you get together with the "guys" you can't get wasted and stay up all night. It just hurts too much in the morning. Very sad. Not sure if it's the alcohol or staying up all night. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:You know, drinking at home before you go out makes sense. We call that a pre-lube. Yeah we predrink all the time in the car before we go out ( that way we dont waste valuable drunk time driving in a car.) I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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idiots...  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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troll.. I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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 SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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 I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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Lol...
Quote:25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
See last 4 posts... lol
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you cannot defeat the awesome power that is mexican!!!!! we're going to continue to steal your women, homes, jobs, and laugh at you!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!and we'll still have free healthcare and wellfare!!! you lose!!! SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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{pDs} camelspit wrote:you cannot defeat the awesome power that is mexican!!!!! we're going to continue to steal your women, homes, jobs, and laugh at you!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!and we'll still have free healthcare and wellfare!!! you lose!!! GET OF OUT OF MY DAMN COUNTRY!!! I'M GONNA GO SING THE ANTHEM IN ENGLISH ADN BUILD A FENCE! I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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 You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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