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Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!
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LOL, whered you steal this joke from (refering to the fruity purple text)
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YEa i have a bunch at my work I save in a joke folder....
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hahaahahaha that was really funny
good stuff MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: "Craps Alert"
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re-write of a joke i heard when i was ten.
 King of Jeans I wanna be like Buddylee 007 for life
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RASCISM RULES!!!!!TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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lol god bless racist jokes, if we from another race can't laugh at these, we are truly lost. lol that was good.
i especially liked the joke from the boondock saints, told it to one of my black bosses, he was laughing for 10 minutes straight.  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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jacked up  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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IamDonSharp wrote:RASCISM RULES!!!!! because its funny.
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