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You said I was dead, so I won't do anything but my cat will! If you remember the zombie movies the zombies don't go after animals, therefore he will carry a invisible fiber optic cable all the way to the nearest protected unharmed server to get into the network so my computer can destroy the zombies.
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but yer cat has no opposable thumbs! he wont be able to plug it in! plus he'll probably be dying of hunger as you took that long to die. then what will you do? yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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You see the cat sits on it putting it in his bum and to plug it in he backs up into the port breaking off the end of the wire popping the whole thing into the port. Then the cat survives from e-mailed food from the comp and also from eating the flesh off the dead bodies littered around from all the corpses littering the ground, also cats are immune to zombieism
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Rank: Polio Power!
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You see the cat sits on it putting it in his bum and to plug it in he backs up into the port breaking off the end of the wire popping the whole thing into the port. Then the cat survives from e-mailed food from the comp and also from eating the flesh off the dead bodies littered around from all the corpses littering the ground, also cats are immune to zombieism
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:Qazster wrote:
My computers appeases the fairies by letting it swim in my liquid cooler and dry off from the fans and sun bathe in blue LED light, The fairies carry the wire all the way to the white house to get connected and even try to fight the zombies
yeah but fairies now.... they are the type who get drunk off anything! you can't even give them a whiff of the stuff. the coolant will go to their heads and ou'll end up with a load of drunken fairies who can't fly let alone protect the cable from hordes of hungry zombies who mistake it for someones intestines (they aren't very smart). what will you do then huh? HUH? Son, put down the bong and slowly step away from it. stealth wrote:My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.." 
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Rank: Polio Power!
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Apollo wrote:MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:Qazster wrote:
My computers appeases the fairies by letting it swim in my liquid cooler and dry off from the fans and sun bathe in blue LED light, The fairies carry the wire all the way to the white house to get connected and even try to fight the zombies
yeah but fairies now.... they are the type who get drunk off anything! you can't even give them a whiff of the stuff. the coolant will go to their heads and ou'll end up with a load of drunken fairies who can't fly let alone protect the cable from hordes of hungry zombies who mistake it for someones intestines (they aren't very smart). what will you do then huh? HUH? Son, put down the bong and slowly step away from it. CANTRIP QUOTE STEALER!!!!
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