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What are you eating right now? For me it's baby carrots, salami lunchmeat, and a 2-litre of cola.  It doesn't have to be breakfast. It can be anything, anytime. Epic thread gogogogo
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Cinnamon toast crunch out of a pepsi fountain drink cup with a knife. Avner's meal I think gives some insight into his life (mine does too probably...). This could add some flair to this thread. What can you gather about the person based on their meal? The coke with breakfast suggests he is a little on the chunky side. Had it been diet, I would say borderline morbid obesity. The baby carrots suggest a half hearted effort to be in shape (probably by someone else's suggestion), but the salami makes this whole meal seem to be the product of laziness and/or lack of options. Laziness coupled with meals like this for an interweb-warrior bring this whole thing back around to the final conclusion; a little on the chunky side. That means not too fat, but there is definitely some jello floating around and a bit of a gut. haha im bored...  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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J-Town wrote:Cinnamon toast crunch out of a pepsi fountain drink cup with a knife.
Avner's meal I think gives some insight into his life (mine does too probably...). This could add some flair to this thread. What can you gather about the person based on their meal?
The coke with breakfast suggests he is a little on the chunky side. Had it been diet, I would say borderline morbid obesity. The baby carrots suggest a half hearted effort to be in shape (probably by someone else's suggestion), but the salami makes this whole meal seem to be the product of laziness and/or lack of options. Laziness coupled with meals like this for an interweb-warrior bring this whole thing back around to the final conclusion; a little on the chunky side. That means not too fat, but there is definitely some jello floating around and a bit of a gut.
haha im bored... Nice try, but incorrect. There is a borderline between fat and poor. I'm having coke (leftover from pizza ordered from pagliacci last night) because my friend drank the last of my orange juice. The carrots are there because I love carrots, they are my favourite vegetable, and they are cheap. The salami is there because again, my friend ate all of the bread so I can't make a sandwich. Also I haven't had meat in a few days, I wanted to get some protein (and good taste). It is also cheap. The only reason I'm eating this shit rather than cereal is because we're out of milk. We're going to the grocery store later today, and he promised to pay for everything to make up for eating all my shit. POST MOAR
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I once had a BBQ breakfast.... best breakfast evar! Nothing beats a good BBQ steak in the morning.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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{pDs} Splinter wrote:I once had a BBQ breakfast.... best breakfast evar! Nothing beats a good BBQ steak in the morning. agreed. I had a semi breakfast roll this morning. rashers in a heavily buttered demi baguette smathered with ketchup. and about 3 cups of coffee. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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6 scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of buttered toast, big ole glass of OJ, and a multivitamin i need to start watching what i eat since diabetes runs in my family In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Right now I am drinking from a gallon jug of water. It was cheaper then 3 half liters.
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Gunslinger wrote:6 scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of buttered toast, big ole glass of OJ, and a multivitamin
i need to start watching what i eat since diabetes runs in my family 6 eggs? wtf!
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Had a PB&J toasted sandwich, some non-fat lactose-free milk and then stopped at a Jack-In-The-Crack for some coffee 'cause I waited too long. Oh, and some supermarket brand gummy bears - the squishy variety, not the firm ones that stick to your dental work when you chew them. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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he wanted six egg's 'cause he was hungry! And cantrip why lactose free milk? lactose intolerant?
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why not just drink soy milk.
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Soy milk is lactose free so maybe he did
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Two Dick's Hamburgers and a fry/
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