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Rank: Coathanger Abortion
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/20/2007
Posts: 94
Points: 0
Location: California
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I guess I oughta apply before my ranking slips below 30 and I'm no longer the powerhouse draft pick I was back in my prime. My Info: Sex: Male Age: 37 (shit, that can't be right, can it? ... shit) Location: Southern California Marital Status: Married Online Games Owned: TF2, HL2DM Online Games Owned but not Played: World of Warcraft, Company of Heroes, Call of Duty 2 Profession: Programmer/Analyst for a certain well-known California theme park (no, not that one). Actual Occupation: Computer game-playing slacker. {pDs} Members of whom I have incriminating photos: Cantrip (but then, who doesn't?) Helpful TF2 Stats: Most points in one life: 28. Most kills in one life: 15. Most players dominated in one life: Like 3, maybe. Class I suck the most at: Spy. Stat that proves I suck as a Spy: Most Backstabs = 3 Class I suck the least at: Sniper, apparently, but I'd say I'm a better Demoman or Medic. Favorite Map: ctf_well_classic_b1 Least Favorite Map: cp_castle
Demoman: "I'LL BE GENTLE!!!"
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Rank: Medium-Well
Groups: Registered User
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 2,411
Points: -2
Location: the bottom of the bottle...
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i like this application. someone give him a beer! yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Rank: Administration
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 5/31/2006
Posts: 3,454
Points: 445
Location: Merryland
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have you read the rules?  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/6/2007
Posts: 1,341
Points: 15
Location: Portland
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Hello and welcome to our forums! Thank you for your expressed interest in {pDs}! Nice application! If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Rank: The Illuminist
Groups: Administration
Joined: 5/8/2006
Posts: 8,410
Points: 2,875
Location: Seattle
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Welcome to the recruit program man! Glad to have you. Knotts? Anyway, {pDs} yournamehere [recruit] for three weeks. Use this time to get to know everyone both in the forums and in-game. After three weeks we will hold a vote that lasts 7 days (so all members can get a say). I think you'll fit in nicely.
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Rank: Administration
Groups: Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 9/7/2006
Posts: 3,054
Points: 1,377
Location: Abbotsford British Columbia, Canada
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VirginBeGentle wrote:I guess I oughta apply before my ranking slips below 30 and I'm no longer the powerhouse draft pick I was back in my prime.
My Info:
Sex: Male
Age: 37 (shit, that can't be right, can it? ... shit)
Location: Southern California
Marital Status: Married
Online Games Owned: TF2, HL2DM
Online Games Owned but not Played: World of Warcraft, Company of Heroes, Call of Duty 2
Profession: Programmer/Analyst for a certain well-known California theme park (no, not that one).
Actual Occupation: Computer game-playing slacker.
{pDs} Members of whom I have incriminating photos: Cantrip (but then, who doesn't?)
Helpful TF2 Stats:
Most points in one life: 28.
Most kills in one life: 15.
Most players dominated in one life: Like 3, maybe.
Class I suck the most at: Spy.
Stat that proves I suck as a Spy: Most Backstabs = 3
Class I suck the least at: Sniper, apparently, but I'd say I'm a better Demoman or Medic.
Favorite Map: ctf_well_classic_b1
Least Favorite Map: cp_castle
Pick up a rifle soldier, your in bootcamp WDFcamp now. Read the rules so you don't shoot yourself in the foot, add the {pDs} tag to your name along with a [R] at the end so other members know your on court martial . Trial will last for 3 weeks by then which we the judges and jury will hold a vote regarding you guilty of being {pDs} member material or not guilty being punishable by death. Good luck maggot! (omfg im so saving this for other recruit entries)  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/6/2007
Posts: 1,341
Points: 15
Location: Portland
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 If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Rank: Admiral OCD
Groups: {pDs} Member, Moderator, News Editor, Newsie
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 3,491
Points: 1,346
Location: Parallel Universe
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The I.Q. of the forums just increased by a factor of a hundred brazillion. Average cock size down by a factor of two. Oh, and you're out of uniform:  You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Not Cool Enough for a Rank :(
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 2,540
Points: 12
Location: ?
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wow, i think my application post was something like, hey i want in, let me in....times have changed.
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Rank: Administration
Groups: Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 9/7/2006
Posts: 3,054
Points: 1,377
Location: Abbotsford British Columbia, Canada
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llenta wrote:wow, i think my application post was something like, hey i want in, let me in....times have changed. Its not the times, its the maturity  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Rank: Coathanger Abortion
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/20/2007
Posts: 94
Points: 0
Location: California
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Yes:
The Clan reputation: Any damage I could do would pale in comparison to Cantrip's "hand-delivered grenade" ass-hattery from HL2DM days.
No Cheating!: I can't even get spy stealth down. You expect me to be clever enough to cheat?
Fun-Loving: I do love fun, but I try to keep it platonic. Mostly.
Scrim/Match Play: Probably won't sign up for em, because 100% certainty about my schedule is almost impossible, thanks to the combined factors of AT&T DSL, two kids, and my shadowy life as an international jewel thief. You never know when Inspector LeGrasse of Interpol will stop by with a warrant.
Name and Tag Use: I got nothin, so I'll just say, "okey doke"
Dual Clanning: No problem. Everybody else already turned me down.
Inter-Clan Disputes: I will make sure that anyone I have a dispute with simply disappears quietly. I know a guy who runs a pig farm. (Shouldn't this be Intra-clan disputes?)
Act with Maturity: As long as the meds stay in effect, I should be able to manage.
The Games: Got TF2. Eternal Silence seems to have gone the way of the dodo.
Steam Group: Yup.
Leave of Absence: No problem, since I never go anywhere.
Respect for the Opposition: Does this include Endyss?*
Help the Noobs: I try. Every day I try. But the goddamn scouts keep taking the teleporters.
Keep the Teams Even: It's really hard to do when I am so unbalancingly badass, but, when necessary, I have been known to pretend to suck.
* Just kidding, Endyss. I know that it's hard work playing TF2 24/7.
Demoman: "I'LL BE GENTLE!!!"
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Rank: Admiral OCD
Groups: {pDs} Member, Moderator, News Editor, Newsie
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 3,491
Points: 1,346
Location: Parallel Universe
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VirginBeGentle wrote:
The Clan reputation: Any damage I could do would pale in comparison to Cantrip's "hand-delivered grenade" ass-hattery from HL2DM days.
I laughed so hard I almost dropped my laptop off my lap. I remember that. Drop a nade, pick up with grav gun and instead of throwing it, walk right up to the enemy - who is trying desperately to catch the about-to-be-thrown nade - and blow them to bits. That was the only way I could get a kill on some folks. God that was fun. Heck, I can still play DM on this comp and may have to do that today, if people still play DM. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/6/2007
Posts: 1,341
Points: 15
Location: Portland
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VirginBeGentle wrote:
Dual Clanning: No problem. Everybody else already turned me down.
Why?
VirginBeGentle wrote:
Respect for the Opposition: Does this include Endyss?*
Of course not. If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Rank: Admiral OCD
Groups: {pDs} Member, Moderator, News Editor, Newsie
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 3,491
Points: 1,346
Location: Parallel Universe
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BadHorsie wrote:VirginBeGentle wrote:
Dual Clanning: No problem. Everybody else already turned me down.
Why?
[quote=VirginBeGentle]
Pico-sized dick font. -There's something wrong with Cantrip today.
.You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 5/18/2006
Posts: 280
Points: 24
Location: Los
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Respect for the Opposition: Does this include Endyss?*
* Just kidding, Endyss. I know that it's hard work playing TF2 24/7.
ROFL...I love this guy. {pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
No using the word "fucktard" unless you are refering to TonyRWC or Youngripark.j2. WDF? wrote:go fuck yourself hanukkah style.
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