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Hello......MY name is Sammo....yay Options
Sammo
#1 Posted: : Friday, January 18, 2008 9:20:06 PM
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Hey guys, just throwing up another post in here on the recommendation that it would help me get into {pDs}, but also because even if I don't get in this time, I'm going to keep fucking trying  :)

Anyways, I have been playing PC games since Wolfenstein (yeah, the original) and the side scrolling Duke days, so I've been around.  First clan was [BF] in the original Rainbow Six days, and after the clan leader left I took over at the age of 14....which was kinda weird considering everyone else was in their 30s.  After that I migrated to Deus Ex online, and then not long after a little gem known as Half-Life came out.  I played TFC a hell of a lot, that is until CS came out.  I started CS in like beta 4'ish and I still play CSS and original CS a little bit.  I love DOD as well, and played it from the beginning too, so a lot of these HL engine games are really close to my gaming heart (how fucking sweet, right?). 

I'm also a major gamer in general, as I own almost every system out there, for better or worse.  While I hate 360, I do have live and PSN on the PS3, so anyone can always send me a line and we'll play a game of whatever...yeah. 

TF2 is my current addiction, and I love the game.  I mostly play Medic/Solider/Pyro/Demo, but I can play any of the classes efficiently, but the previously mentioned classes are my favorites. 

I'm also big into anime, fighting games (tourneys as well), strategy games (Even though I suck online), and plenty of other nerd shit...like WOW. 

I can mostly be found playing TF2 on the Tempest servers, so always feel free to say hey....and I'll say hey back.  Cause I'm nice.

Besides that,


This is me.


This is a god among men.

Have a nice day and frag ya on Tempest.....unless Leon stabs me in the back.....again


BadHorsie
#2 Posted: : Friday, January 18, 2008 9:24:12 PM
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That second picture scares me and doesn't help your application one bit. It will probably frighten small children too.
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“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.� - Ben Bernanke
Cantrip
#3 Posted: : Friday, January 18, 2008 9:30:36 PM
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Don't knock it.  At least he knows what a paragraph break is.

However, with all that gaming under your belt, I have to ask, have you ever kissed a girl? 

Or a guy - not that there's anything wrong with that, if you're into that.  Heck, our clan leader is living with another man:

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Sammo
#4 Posted: : Friday, January 18, 2008 9:49:32 PM
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h shit, i can even prove it!

I do have a gf...and have "proof".....I suppose it counts as proof?



BadHorsie
#5 Posted: : Friday, January 18, 2008 9:52:19 PM
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OooOOOOooo... more stuff to photoshop. Thanks!

 

If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.

“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.� - Ben Bernanke
McCheese
#6 Posted: : Friday, January 18, 2008 9:57:48 PM
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BadHorsie wrote:
OooOOOOooo... more stuff to photoshop. Thanks! 

 

more ammo for Horsie...nobody is safe...



HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

Cantrip wrote:
For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
Cantrip
#7 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 8:30:36 AM
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Sammo wrote:
h shit, i can even prove it!

I do have a gf...and have "proof".....I suppose it counts as proof?



Pfft.  How do we know that's not some random girl who was passing by your dorm room, from another hall in the same building, who agreed to pose with you, for like five bucks, so that you could have a picture to send back home so your parents would let go of their nervous suspicions that you were playing hide the Vienna Sausage with that muscular well-groomed Korean roommate of yours?

No, we want proof:

Underpants. 

. . .

-Woman's underpants.

We would accept a picture of your face next to your GF's underpants or bra, while she's wearing them, WITHOUT her face being visible.  That way we will know that you actually convinced a woman to partially undress with you in the same room or you paid her a wad of cash to get the pic or you're good with Photoshop.  She will undoubtedly ask why the hell you want the pic, and if she still agrees, she has to be your real GF, because only real GFs put up with gamers.

Either way, you will be entertaining on the forums.

Pics, now, or it never happened.  Remember, you don't have enough votes yet . . .

Hey, at least this isn't the Bloods or the Crips, where you actually have to kill somebody to get in.  
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Leon Switch
#8 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 8:55:15 AM
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I know Sammo, he's a good guy. Maybe you just need to say hi to everyone when you see them.
Cantrip
#9 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 3:01:28 PM
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Meh.  He says he'll keep trying if he doesn't get in.  I guarantee if he does this, he's in!

That's the Cantrip guarantee.

Oh, and extra points for the ATHF and BSG reference posts above.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
BadHorsie
#10 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 3:04:37 PM
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Sammo wrote:
h shit, i can even prove it!

I do have a gf...and have "proof".....I suppose it counts as proof?



 

Hmm your girlfriend looks vaguely familiar...

 

If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.

“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.� - Ben Bernanke
Dragon
#11 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 3:05:38 PM
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LOL Badhorsie wins so much!

Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
Cantrip
#12 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 3:12:35 PM
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Bad Horsie is the Photoshop king!  LOL!

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Sammo
#13 Posted: : Saturday, January 19, 2008 6:54:11 PM
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lol, awesome


WarMachine
#14 Posted: : Monday, January 21, 2008 12:23:25 AM
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I honestly almost pissed myself.


Murdy
#15 Posted: : Monday, January 21, 2008 9:37:09 AM
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LOL there is coffe all over my keybord now.
Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type
Robot Hell is real and i cant spell

yes im dyslexic
WDF? wrote:
lol fuck you, Murdy.

BadHorsie wrote:
I love it!
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