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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/27/2007
Posts: 1,625
Points: 2,067
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
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I have played the Tempest servers for a long time now and have learned 2 things. First, it appears that {pDs} is a clan that enjoys having fun. I have played with many of you and there seems to be a common thread with most....it is just a game. It is meant to have fun. You take it serious for that split second that it needs to be taken serious and then you have fun. I appreciate that. The second thing that I learned is that never, under any circumstance, send in a picture of yourself because Horsie will do bad things to it. Bad Horsie, Bad Bad.
So what time is it? It is time that I humbly ask that my application to join {pDs} is accepted. I have read the rules and would like to be apart of the {pDs} team.
Jeff aka Razor800
If accepted I would like to drop the 800 and be just Razor or Donkey's pyro nightmare, nah just Razor will be fine.
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Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 12/22/2007
Posts: 507
Points: 519
Location: in a pathetic world of fleshies
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Razor! yay! welcome to the boards! good luck on getting in...we need more crazy pyros :) Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny Bong
This is the Narwhal.
Denne er narkval
Hvor er narkval?
Where is the narwhal?
Lykkkelig liten narkval!
Happy Little narwal!
This has been Conversational Norwegian with Freakazoid.
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: Moderator, Newsie, Registered User
Joined: 12/6/2007
Posts: 818
Points: 20
Location: Canada
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All I heard on last night's tournament commentary was: Razor burns up 5 guys...who the hell is this guy? Razor takes the flag. Razor defends the flag. Razor razo razo razor razor.
But seriously it's good to have you on board man. I love your great attitude & I'm sure you'll get in.
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 10/18/2007
Posts: 136
Points: 3
Location: Florida
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Nice dude, good to ahve you aboard.
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Rank: Administration
Groups: Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 9/7/2006
Posts: 3,054
Points: 1,377
Location: Abbotsford British Columbia, Canada
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Pick up a rifle soldier, your in bootcamp WDFcamp now. Read the rules so you don't shoot yourself in the foot, add the {pDs} tag to your name along with a [R] at the end so other members know your on court martial. Trial will last for 2 weeks by then which we the judges and jury will hold a vote regarding you guilty of being {pDs} member material or not guilty being punishable by death. Good luck maggot!  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Rank: Admiral OCD
Groups: {pDs} Member, Moderator, News Editor, Newsie
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 3,491
Points: 1,346
Location: Parallel Universe
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As you know, you don't have to, but tell us what is your favorite power tool, who made you come, any joke you know, if you can provide us a pic with you and a current or past paramour and whether you have any OCD-like tendencies. There should be a question mark at the end of that, but it really was a command, an empty command, but a command nonetheless. See, even though I know I'm correct, I still can't let go the need to think about whether that paragraph above needs a different punctuation mark. You have 10,212 kills at the moment. Let's see how many more you get in your recruit period, since you don't really have to kill anyone to join. And by "don't really" I mean you don't at all, but for shits and giggles, some of us would be curious to see how many you can rack up. Since those kills will likely be us, and by us, I mean me. So say hello each time you log on. Be killing you later. And by killing you later, I mean falling dead by your hands. There will be cake at the end. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/6/2007
Posts: 1,341
Points: 15
Location: Portland
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Welcome to our forums and thank you for your interest in our clan.
If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/20/2007
Posts: 559
Points: 15
Location: USA
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lololol hai i be formally introducing youz to teh forumz! No, but really it is good to see someone new around here, hope you like our community.
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Rank: Administration
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 5/31/2006
Posts: 3,454
Points: 445
Location: Merryland
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good to see you join. at some point (before or after your official membership) we would like to have your Steam ID for our records. thanks and good luck!  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/27/2007
Posts: 1,625
Points: 2,067
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
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Cantrip wrote:As you know, you don't have to, but tell us what is your favorite power tool, who made you come, any joke you know, if you can provide us a pic with you and a current or past paramour and whether you have any OCD-like tendencies.
There should be a question mark at the end of that, but it really was a command, an empty command, but a command nonetheless. See, even though I know I'm correct, I still can't let go the need to think about whether that paragraph above needs a different punctuation mark.
You have 10,212 kills at the moment. Let's see how many more you get in your recruit period, since you don't really have to kill anyone to join. And by "don't really" I mean you don't at all, but for shits and giggles, some of us would be curious to see how many you can rack up. Since those kills will likely be us, and by us, I mean me.
So say hello each time you log on. Be killing you later. And by killing you later, I mean falling dead by your hands.
There will be cake at the end.
1. Butane torch of course. Not a power tool but in the right hands it can be powerful in deed.
2. Not sure if I understand who made me come question, but no one directly. Like all those that I was in game with.
3. I heard a joke from my son, but he is 3 so he totally messed up the punchline. Let me think about this one.
4. OCD like tendencies? I don't have...dangit that is not right. I have never had any...crap. Let me try it again. I do not think I have any. My wife would disagree. She says I am a clean freak but actually the lemony scent of Pledge gets me hot so it is more of a perversion.
5. I have seen what pics will get on here. Lots of talented photoshoppers.
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Rank: Admiral OCD
Groups: {pDs} Member, Moderator, News Editor, Newsie
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 3,491
Points: 1,346
Location: Parallel Universe
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Razor800 wrote:
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1. Butane torch of course. Not a power tool but in the right hands it can be powerful in deed.
2. Not sure if I understand who made me come question, but no one directly. Like all those that I was in game with.
3. I heard a joke from my son, but he is 3 so he totally messed up the punchline. Let me think about this one.
4. OCD like tendencies? I don't have...dangit that is not right. I have never had any...crap. Let me try it again. I do not think I have any. My wife would disagree. She says I am a clean freak but actually the lemony scent of Pledge gets me hot so it is more of a perversion.
5. I have seen what pics will get on here. Lots of talented photoshoppers.
CFR = 1
(Cantrip Factor Rating)
WPFR = 6
(Whut Perversion Factor Rating)
.You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/6/2007
Posts: 1,341
Points: 15
Location: Portland
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Razor800 wrote:
5. I have seen what pics will get on here. Lots of talented photoshoppers.
Sometimes, submitting a photo can be a good thing. As you can see here:
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I mean, it isn't much of an improvement, but it is somewhat.
So before you fully decide to not submit a photo, I just want you to consider the benefits. If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Rank: Administration
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 5/31/2006
Posts: 3,454
Points: 445
Location: Merryland
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Cantrip wrote:Razor800 wrote:
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1. Butane torch of course. Not a power tool but in the right hands it can be powerful in deed.
2. Not sure if I understand who made me come question, but no one directly. Like all those that I was in game with.
3. I heard a joke from my son, but he is 3 so he totally messed up the punchline. Let me think about this one.
4. OCD like tendencies? I don't have...dangit that is not right. I have never had any...crap. Let me try it again. I do not think I have any. My wife would disagree. She says I am a clean freak but actually the lemony scent of Pledge gets me hot so it is more of a perversion.
5. I have seen what pics will get on here. Lots of talented photoshoppers.
CFR = 1
(Cantrip Factor Rating)
WPFR = 6
(Whut Perversion Factor Rating)
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is this out of 10? and why the hell do you always put a period down there? Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 1/7/2008
Posts: 586
Points: 630
Location: Minneapolis
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BadHorsie wrote:So before you fully decide to not submit a photo, I just want you to consider the benefits.
Don't get sucked in! It's just propaganda! heh heh  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 5/18/2006
Posts: 280
Points: 24
Location: Los
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welcome dude, I'm sure you'll do fine. {pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
No using the word "fucktard" unless you are refering to TonyRWC or Youngripark.j2. WDF? wrote:go fuck yourself hanukkah style.
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