Ever sit at home and think to yourself, "man, nothing gets me hotter than fake penises and mechanized parts"?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, have I got the product for you! Today we're going to look at the amazing Power Box Fucking Machine!

Developed by eXtreme Restraints, the Power Box Fucking Machine comes in two flavors for your machine fucking needs. The 110V version for the heffers in North America and 220V for the potato farmers in Europe.

eXtreme Restraints has taken their best selling Locker Fucking machine and condensed its powerful motor, shaft assembly, mounts and other parts into an easily portable, compact unit designed to look like an everyday toolbox, with very little effort the Power Box Fucking Machine quickly opens up top reveal the sex robot within. I'm already feeling moist.

The result is the Power Box. We think of it as putting V8 engine into a sub compact car. These attributes make this fuck machine very versatile. It's easy to angle and lift to hit all the spots. The Power Box is able to fuck you in a multitude of positions, such as doggy style, missionary, etc. The other major difference is this device uses the vac-u-lock adapter system. You can choose from 3 exciting attachments (sold separately) that will fulfill all your fucking needs. The attachments have a hole that slides right on the shaft of the Power Box. So it's simple, just plug in and plow. The only thing this machine can't do is Falcon Punch you in the back of the skull while fucking you doggy style.

It is powered by a 4.5 amp motor. Comes with a control unit with a 3 foot cord. 2 speeds are available, slow (40 rpm's) and fast (80 rpm's). You can adjust the stroke from 2 inches, 4 inches and 6 inches. The 2 inch gives a nice short fuck, while 6 inch is a really long fuck. The default stroke is set at 6 inches. The shaft is made out of durable 12 inch long and 1/2 inch diameter steel pipe. It's like fucking the Terminator.

Top Features:
Here are some images to help you get a better idea of what kind of quality product we're talking about here:



(Above: Adult Model. Not accurate representation of the mutants who actually place orders for the Power Box Fucking Machine)


(Above: Who wouldn't get turned on at the prospect of getting fucked by a Mini Cooper's Drive Shaft?)


(Above: Notice the life-like realism. This is just like having sex with a real person. After you're done fucking it you can use it to sweep your chimney).


(Above: While the body is a poor representation of actual client base (except the face. One of the best features about The Power Box Fucking Machine is that it serves dual purposes. It can act as a marital aid for you or your spouse and the shaft can be detached as used as a negotiation stick when dinner isn't on the table and the house isn't clean when you get home from work).


(Above: An interesting photoshoot)



But that's not all! The Power Box Fucking Machine is fully customizable! There are three after-market attachments for you to choose from if the stock mechanical terminator penis simply doesn't cut it!

Using eXtreme Restraints patented 'Vac-U-Lock' system, changing out Johnny-Five's fake penises will be a breeze! 

The 'Vac-U-Lock' Double Penetrator is the hottest selling attachment for The Power Box Fucking Machine.


(Above: It's not gay. Balls aren't touching. The second penis simply doesn't have any)

Imagine getting impaled by those bad boys at 80RPM.

The Power Box Fucking Machine is by far the highest quality sexually equipped lunch box on the market today. At the low low price of just $449.99, can you really afford to pass up this amazing offer?

But hey, don't take my word for it, let's hear what customers have been saying about The Power Box Fucking Machine:

Wayne Cannon writes:
Great Machine. I tied my wife up to the bed and inserted the machine with the largest dildo...had to be 3 inches in diameter__and she loved it up to the point when she would cum and want me to pull it out___Of course I didn't. I went to Steak 'n Shake to get us something to eat.

Anal-Cock Puppet writes:
Um what can I say? I spred my asscheeks with the biggest dildo attached to this unrelenting anal-orgasm mechanical masterpiece! I started slowly with a ton of lube. Slowly I increased the dspeed & deppened the stroke to 4 inches. My hole seemed to take it pretty well so with a turn of the dial suddenly was being assraped brutally & was paralyzed literally when 6+ inch thrusts more than 3 times a second had me spasming & cumming without a stroke to my cock. I came again before I could get off the violently thrusting mechanical ass-mauler! In an hour I had become a slave to the provider of assgasming delight.

Lunacy4u Iceman writes:
WOW!! With the realistic penis attached, just close ur eyes and the balls slap u like the real deal. The power box is the BEST!!

lil whor writes:
My husband got this for me for when he is gone oversees, personaly i dont see any need for him any more.I spread my legs and put the head in my pussy and turn it on and get orgasms better than any thing hes ever gave me. Actually one time i opened the door slitley and he dont nknow this but i caught him using and i timed , since i caught him he went 2 hours 53 minutes and 48 seconds.

man who likes it hard, thick, and long writes:
my boy friend got this for me before he moved to texas, and i love it, i do miss the warmth of his hard thick dick up my ass, but the fricton from this is simply electrifying, i miss his dick in my ass and i miss putting mine and his, but with this i dont need the second one

Overall The Power Box Fucking Machine is an all around amazing product. I recommend it to everyone on the internet, as it's common knowledge that you're not getting any elsewhere.

I give it five Mongos!





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I was going to dismiss this as rubbish until I read the part about balls slapping the ass. I think I'm buying one.

I'm forwarding this to my gf.

Damn it WHUT!  You just took the review I wrote and posted it yourself!
















..jk.. ;3

Boy you guys are strange.

Why not take a whole suitcase full of lingerie and sex toys then? Then when they look at you, just smile a lot and bat your eyes and ask them if they want to strip search you?

Bear in mind, both his parents work at customs.