What the fuck!  Has anyone tried this before?  I tagged along with a few friends to a Hookah Lounge and we got some medium/high grade Salvia.  All of us but one were new to it, and we were told we couldn't smoke it inside unless we sat down, signed a release form, and had a "Trip sitter", who was one of the employees.

For those of you who don't know what Salvia is, it's a legal herb that's grown primarily in Mexico and is smoked or chewed.  It produces a trance, dream, hallucinogenic state that lasts for about 10 minutes. 

Anyway, I was a bit baffleled about having to sign a release form to smoke it inside, for the simple reason that I didn't know what this crap was or why they made us sign this.  Is it really that strong?  It's legal, it can't be...

I was wrong.  I took two huge hits of it and within a few seconds I lost control of everything.  I closed my eyes for a second and opened them back up, and I saw the door to the shop lining up one-by-one after eachother like a stack of books.  I looked at the TV and I saw Ratatouille's rat crawling up my leg and into the top of my head.  He squeeked in my ear and I laughed so hard.  I remember telling my friend "dude, I'm not paying you 500 bucks for this...man!" (even though it cost $12 after split 4 ways) They laughed, I laughed, and then the walls of the building started to warp, I lifted my head and managed to open my eyes, and I realized that I was completely helpless to this stuff.  I rested my head on the seat I was sitting in and stared at an employee, who gave me a creepy look.  I told him "I'm done man.  no more. please."

That's when I began to panic.  I started squirming in my seat trying to get control again, but whenever I looked around to recognize things, I lost contact with reality and started to trip again.  I literally began taking deep breaths and pray that the crap would wear off, but it didn't.  I said "hey.. I need to use the bathroom" about 5 or 6 times, my friends laughed and I got kind of pissed and put my head into my hands and said "you guys laughing at me" (I knew they weren't, they were just tripping also).  But anyway, I got up, stumbled to the bathroom, and it got scary.

I sat by the toilet on the floor and then numbness started to kick in.  I couldn't move my limbs if I wanted to, which I tried just to see if I can get control of something.  I remember getting more worried that it wasn't wearing off.  Finally, it took about 7 minutes in the bathroom for it to go down enough for me to walk it off.  I'm never doing that shit again.

So basically, how many of you have tried this?  Some people love the feeling and have great experiences, but mine was completely terrifying.  I guess it depends on your mindset... I don't like to lose control in this respect.  Drunk is different than this.  When your vision, hearing, and touch capabilities start to trick you, it's completely different.

heh bro u are supposed to ween your way into salvia, start by taking just 1 hit and endure the trip, progressivly increase your dose as long as u are able to handle yourself during the last one, the key is to eventually be able to handle a salvia tea or a mouth chew, that is wen u really start going intor gnarley trips/ outer body expiriences. as long as u are carful and dont over do it salvia can be great fun, just read up on it man b4 fukin with it cause u can have a really really bad time if u dont.. gotta make sure u are in the right mind set b4 u go into it, have to convince your mind that it is only a trip and u have full controll over good/bad emotions.

We've had other threads on this within the last six months.

http://www.wdfnews.com/Forums.aspx?g=posts&t=5233

Just because the stuff is NOT illegal doesn't mean it's not a drug.  Cocaine and Marijuana were legal before 1914 and 1937.  Extacy was given to housewives to cure their funks and was legal up until until 1985.  And by illegal, I mean the federal government made it a officially a controlled substance.

However, just because it is legal doesn't mean it isn't a drug: coffee, Nicotine, alcohol, salvia and Whut's jizz-juice - all legal to possess, but all have an effect on your body when taken internally.

Coffee and alcohol, in small quantities, are all that enter Cantrip's body.  That's because Whut uses a condom when he pitches.

Stay away from this crap.  Heh, can you imagine what would happen if you took this stuff then played TF2 given your experience with just sitting still?

LSD was legal in the 60's. They used to sell it via magazine ads. haha

Too bad there isn't any real acid anymore, huh? The guy got busted, and best you can find is LSA (lysergic acid amide and not lysergic acid diethylamide). Or a derivative made from morning glory seeds. Haha  I can see Sirus on LSD. I hope Whut makes a movie of it if it happens.

You get it from Amsterdam? A lot of people confuse LSA for LSD. The Ergotamide is about impossible to get now, and you need that for LSD. Ever since the Kansas City LSD missle silo bust.

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You are an idiot.  Good game, you paid to smoke a weed that grows all over the place here.  Only and idiot goes into a place and says, no idea what it is, but let me hit it twice.

Congratulations, you are a moron.

There is no mind expansion, no genius in these drugs.  Your retard friends think you broke the code to the universe only because they are retards on drugs.

The only lives that improved from drugs are the top level guys selling them but not using them.  They get rich, you get stupid.

Drugs are bad, kids.