My Real name is Alessandro Roland Cava, I am a Member of Mensa, My IQ is off the charts at 230+, I had mensa pay for my schooling in Germany for 3 years till I couldn't afford to live there anymore, Then I lost my scholarship. I work currently as an Assistant Manager at  a KFC, because prostitution ISN'T as lucritive as it seems to be. I am writing a book called "Smart Enough To Be Evil, but Dumb Enough Not To Be." and I am developping my own Cartoon Show, Called "The Misadventures of Mondo and Maycor" I also an Immunity to Certain snake venom, Which inculdes Cobra, Cottonmouth and Rattlesnake. The Carbonic Acid in my blood reacts quickly and neutrilizes the basic natures of the poisons, if it doens't it makes it less potent.

"I know that one day I'm going to die. and when that happens I'll never know I'll have existed, that is why I hope to be remembered for my accomplishments in life so as that I will live in on memories of other people. maybe even some kid who reads this book, will visit my grave to ask me a question to which her or she already has the answer."

I speak French, English, Norweigian and Italian.

"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers."
"Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"