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It's a guessing game. Okay, go. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FOND OF THE AMORITES. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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New American Standard Bible
"If it is disagreeable in your sight to serve the LORD, choose for yourselves today whom you will serve: whether the gods which your fathers served which were beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you are living; but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD
King James
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Trying not to be offensive but........  This should be garbaged. Pointless thread. I'm the leetest one here 
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Was Obviously From The Bible.   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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Context, context, context. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Who woulda thunk it? Razor is confused.
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The bible is hella boring.
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That verset talks to the Isrealites and who will they serve in regard to the God that they worshiped. Many of the them followed gods of the peoples (like neighboring countries) that lived around them. Joshua is telling the Isrealites that they need to serve the one and true God. Then he goes and personalizes it by saying for me and my house we will serve the Lord (the one true God)
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Lead Salad wrote:The bible is hella boring.
Obviously you do not read it.
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White boy wrote:That verset talks to the Isrealites and who will they serve in regard to the God that they worshiped. Many of the them followed gods of the peoples (like neighboring countries) that lived around them. Joshua is telling the Isrealites that they need to serve the one and true God. Then he goes and personalizes it by saying for me and my house we will serve the Lord (the one true God)
Well said. I just did not now what the intention of the posting was. Verse paraphrase: Everybody who wants to serve God come over here on this side with my family and the rest go over there.
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Lead Salad wrote:The bible is hella boring. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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the bible kicks ass the end MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.
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Razor wrote:
Lead Salad wrote:The bible is hella boring.
Obviously you do not read it.
Yeah. Because it's boring. That's why the Fantasy genre never really got me.
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Lead Salad wrote:The bible is hella boring. no it isn't, it's a marvellous piece of fiction, especially given the era in which it was authored. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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