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Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. It's a very serious disease and you usually end up dead after diagnosis. One report says the doctors give him five weeks to live. My condolences to his family and I pray that neither he nor any of his family or friends read this post. While it's no laughing matter, because this is the Nyquil Bar, we're taking a poll as to when he's going to kick it. Yes, it's a fucking incredibly callous thing to do and I am going to hell. Vote anyway. Read about his tragic news here: http://www.abcnews.go.com/Health/OnCall/story?id=4396882&page=1You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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On the bright side he'll end up taking over a chicks body and get jiggy with it on some hawt lesbian action. (if you don't get it watch "Ghost")  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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My aunt died from pancreatic cancer...I was maybe 2 or 3 years old when it happened...I give Sam Wheat 6-8 months  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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They should make Ghost 2. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Median survival for newly diagnosed inoperable pancreatic cancer is 6 months. He won't be dancing his way out of this one. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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WIKI:
Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in late January 2008 and has been undergoing chemotherapy and other treatments at the Stanford University Medical Center.[3][4][5] A March 5, 2008 Reuters article reports that Swayze "has a very limited amount of disease, and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far."[6] Swayze's doctor has confirmed the actor has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer - but insists he's not as close to death as reports suggest.[7] Some reports have stated he only has five weeks left to live but this has been denied by his doctor.
I say he lives. When you are so very wealthy, you have money to be healthy.
get your ass to mars
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virus wrote:Median survival for newly diagnosed inoperable pancreatic cancer is 6 months. He won't be dancing his way out of this one.
Virus, do you have a background in health? Just wondering..... TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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i was the only one to vote 15-19 weeks just because if i win, then i get to rub it in :) edit: no one else vote 15-19 weeks  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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delta62 wrote:
virus wrote:Median survival for newly diagnosed inoperable pancreatic cancer is 6 months. He won't be dancing his way out of this one.
Virus, do you have a background in health? Just wondering.....
I've been an Internal Medicine doctor since 1985. Probably has something to do with my TF2 medic skills. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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My grandfather has been battling pancreatic cancer now for about 15 months. Nobody has lived longer than 5 years with it. On a side note, my wife's great-aunt helped develop (from computer models all the way to human trials) the drug that is most capable of stop the cancer from growing and spreading. It is called Gemzar. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Cantrip wrote:Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. It's a very serious disease and you usually end up dead after diagnosis. One report says the doctors give him five weeks to live. My condolences to his family and I pray that neither he nor any of his family or friends read this post.
too late, already stumbled this topic MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.
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This is how Luciano Pavorotti died and my friends mom 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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Isn't this typical of hardcore boozehounds?
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Xfactor wrote:Isn't this typical of hardcore boozehounds? Not in the least. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Looks like the one person who voted for 4 weeks is going to be a loser now for sure: http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/5482As a consolation prize, you can view this thread for lulz. http://www.wdfnews.com/forums.aspx?g=posts&t=2189You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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