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GoOcH
#31 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 8:02:14 PM
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Brosnan wrote:
"How did you spend your tax return? Actually I don't really care, I just made this thread because I wanted to share my purchasing decisions with people on the Internet for e-peen."


Just out of curiosity, am I the only person that is completely disgusted by your negativity? I'm sorry your life sucked enough for you to develop such an unattractive personality. Good luck finding friends.

I vaguely remember you being a prick before, so I'm assuming this is not a new development.

...and yes, I am interested in how others spent their tax returns. Being a sociology major (which ties in closely with psychology), I am intrigued at the decision people make based off their current situations. For example, I'm spending a plethora (relative) of money on cool shit because I deploy in August and I know there is a chance that I might not be coming back, sound okay to you?
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GoOcH
#32 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 8:06:09 PM
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Xfactor wrote:
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Xfactor wrote:
I'm going to scan in mine when it deposits or do a print screen of it from my bank.. I got right around 10,250 from the federal and state.... I always invest all of it because I make enough money all year long so I don't have to "catch up" or buy cool shit. I'm very lucky with what I do..


Extremely lucky, I'd say. Just out of curiosity, what do you do?
I am in advertising. Every mile I place on my car and every day I spent out of town is a write off. The mileage is huge but I get a 35 dollar per day tax credit when I am more than twenty minutes from home. I have an office at home but I do not claim it. It is not worth getting flagged by the IRS. If I wanted to push the limit I could get another 1,500 or so back every year but it is not worth the IRS being up my ass. When I was 19 I bought my first home. I am now 26 and am on my 4th property. I actually own two at the moment. One is a duplex in Michigan. The key to my financial success, which started when I was 17, was to invest. I still go out and booze on the weekends but I do not waste money on dumb shit every day. I roughly put away 1200ish dollars a month into fixed investments. The reason why I say 1200ish is that part of that is due to my income that month tied to my 401k. That represents half the money each month. This also does not include my companies kick back which is a 100 percent match after the year is done. The other 400 dollars go straight to Edward Jones. This is where I get to "play the market" and be a little more risky with the money. I buy and sell stocks out of this pool of blood. When I was 18 I hit it pretty big. I had a 15,000 payout from a 3,000 pay in. When you are 18 that is ballin. What did I do with it? I spent 2,000 in "rewards." The rest went back into the puppy mill. I will ad this. You do not have to make "big money" to be worth "big money." You can work at McDonalds and become a paper millionaire over time. If you take 30 dollars a week or whatever you can throw down you can begin growing your wealth today. If anyone wants advice on how and why you should get started I will provide my cell phone number. I always love helping people get started then hear the great stories a few months later. For instance, my girlfriend started two years ago. She has put roughly 3,500 into investments. Even in a down economy she is up almost 10 percent. Think about that. If you can make 10 percent profit every year.. year after year... as you keep putting money in... My goal is not to retire at 65. It is not 55. It is 45. With the decisions I have made back when I was 17 I have started a plan of action. This plan, as long as the markets do not close, will play out.


Serious question, are you Jewish?
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BadHorsie
#33 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 8:46:42 PM
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GoOcH wrote:
Brosnan wrote:
"How did you spend your tax return? Actually I don't really care, I just made this thread because I wanted to share my purchasing decisions with people on the Internet for e-peen."


Just out of curiosity, am I the only person that is completely disgusted by your negativity? I'm sorry your life sucked enough for you to develop such an unattractive personality. Good luck finding friends.

I vaguely remember you being a prick before, so I'm assuming this is not a new development.

...and yes, I am interested in how others spent their tax returns. Being a sociology major (which ties in closely with psychology), I am intrigued at the decision people make based off their current situations. For example, I'm spending a plethora (relative) of money on cool shit because I deploy in August and I know there is a chance that I might not be coming back, sound okay to you?

You'll be back. To torment us all! I know it. I had a dream about being tormented. By a guy named the gooch. Or wait. Maybe it was a Diff'rent Strokes rerun where Arnold was being bullied by this kid named the gooch and he had to take karate.

 

 The Return of the Gooch! Part 1

 

The Return of the Gooch! Part 2

 

 

The Return of the Gooch! Part 3

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GoOcH
#34 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 9:22:33 PM
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BadHorsie wrote:

GoOcH wrote:
Brosnan wrote:
"How did you spend your tax return? Actually I don't really care, I just made this thread because I wanted to share my purchasing decisions with people on the Internet for e-peen."


Just out of curiosity, am I the only person that is completely disgusted by your negativity? I'm sorry your life sucked enough for you to develop such an unattractive personality. Good luck finding friends.

I vaguely remember you being a prick before, so I'm assuming this is not a new development.

...and yes, I am interested in how others spent their tax returns. Being a sociology major (which ties in closely with psychology), I am intrigued at the decision people make based off their current situations. For example, I'm spending a plethora (relative) of money on cool shit because I deploy in August and I know there is a chance that I might not be coming back, sound okay to you?

You'll be back. To torment us all! I know it. I had a dream about being tormented. By a guy named the gooch (Forrest Whittaker). Or wait. Maybe it was a Diff'rent Strokes rerun where Arnold was being bullied by this kid named the gooch and he had to take karate.

 

 The Return of the Gooch! Part 1

 

 

 

The Return of the Gooch! Part 2

 

 

The Return of the Gooch! Part 3



hahaha! wtf? I've never watched one episode of Different Strokes, but I skipped through the first two minutes of the first video and there are two scenes that particularly caught my attention. The first being during the intro; I saw two black kids enter an old white man's car...no bueno! The second being Gary Coleman not wanting to go to school for fear of "The GOOCH".
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BadHorsie
#35 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 9:28:23 PM
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That story is actually the sequel to "The Fight" which broadcast earlier in the series.

You can watch that episode here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yJtn_uQp28&feature=related

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#36 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 9:51:18 PM
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Canadian tax returns come later. Being the cheap bastard that I am it's probably headed into my bank account to be used as tuition money. For my 4th year.
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GoOcH
#37 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 11:26:01 PM
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Darkillumina wrote:
Canadian tax returns come later. Being the cheap bastard that I am it's probably headed into my bank account to be used as tuition money. For my 4th year.


Completely respectable, but where's the fun in not struggling?
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#38 Posted: : Monday, March 10, 2008 11:52:58 PM
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I still have not filed yet lol.
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#39 Posted: : Tuesday, March 11, 2008 8:21:28 PM
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shignog wrote:
I still have not filed yet lol.


Bittorent, Turbotax Deluxe Federal + State (no cd key required). Literally took me 20 minutes once I got it installed, but for the third year in a row I forgot to sign my 1040, so they sent it back.
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#40 Posted: : Tuesday, March 11, 2008 8:36:29 PM
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Haha funny

 

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#41 Posted: : Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:16:50 PM
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GoOcH wrote:
Darkillumina wrote:
Canadian tax returns come later. Being the cheap bastard that I am it's probably headed into my bank account to be used as tuition money. For my 4th year.


Completely respectable, but where's the fun in not struggling?


Well as everyone here probably knows/suspects not all that money is going into my bank account. Some of it will more than likely go to pron.
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#42 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 2:16:44 AM
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GoOcH wrote:
Brosnan wrote:
"How did you spend your tax return? Actually I don't really care, I just made this thread because I wanted to share my purchasing decisions with people on the Internet for e-peen."


I just find it ironic that anyone in this community can backlash so harshly against so simple a statement. It could have been less eloquently witty, but at least he had the grace to insult with style.

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and I know there is a chance that I might not be coming back, sound okay to you?


... This point is probably the most relevant, though.

silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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#43 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 3:07:35 PM
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GoOcH wrote:
shignog wrote:
I still have not filed yet lol.


Bittorent, Turbotax Deluxe Federal + State (no cd key required). Literally took me 20 minutes once I got it installed, but for the third year in a row I forgot to sign my 1040, so they sent it back.


Horray for the felony to file federal taxes!!!
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#44 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 3:19:13 PM
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you don't need to DL shit, just use the web-based versions. They work just as good and it's free if you are poor and like $20 or something if you aren't. Since the web stuff is always up to date you don't have to worry about getting new versions of the software or anything.
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GoOcH
#45 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 8:32:49 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
you don't need to DL shit, just use the web-based versions. They work just as good and it's free if you are poor and like $20 or something if you aren't. Since the web stuff is always up to date you don't have to worry about getting new versions of the software or anything.


I know the free version doesn't include state taxes, which would cost another $18 dollars. If I don't have to spend money on it, I won't.

Oopsie wrote:
Horray for the felony to file federal taxes!!!


I won't hide the fact that I use pirated software, I guarantee at least half the people in this community do the same. It's not like my 1040 says that the govt owes me 2k more than what was put on there.
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