Spring Forward - You're an hour late!!! Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Sunday, March 09, 2008 7:28:23 AM
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So, if you're just waking up or coming out of a drug-induced haze, today is the day we move the clocks forward one hour.  The term is "fall back, spring forward" and it's springtime.  Gots to get my freak on, er, where was I?  Oh yes, so if you have to be somewhere today and you haven't changed your clocks, you're an hour behind.  Move them forward one hour. And today would be a good day to replace the batteries in your smoke alarms.

And yes, I'm sure most of you have some OCD qualities like me and set your clocks already.  If that's the case, move on, this thread is not for you.   It has been reported that some people were taking drugs last night and had no idea today was the clock-setting day - not that drug addicts are ever on-time anyway, but if you're not a drug addict, this thread is not for you.  Just move on.  Don't PM or email me, just move on okay?  It's not for you.

And it's Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings - no "s" in saving.

Here's the story from the Astronomical Applications Department.  It's one of the departments within the U. S. Naval Observatory under the Commander Naval Meteorology and Oceanography Command (CNMOC), U.S. Fleet Forces Command (USFF) and the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO).  Its mission is to look at the stars and stuff, collect data, use the data for military purposes and shit, and throw us civies scraps of information.  Here's what they have on daylight saving time from their website on the history of DST, and again, if you know this stuff already, this thread is not for you okay, just move on:

Starting in 2007, daylight time begins in the United States on the second Sunday in March and ends on the first Sunday in November. On the second Sunday in March, clocks are set ahead one hour at 2:00 a.m. local standard time, which becomes 3:00 a.m. local daylight time. On the first Sunday in November, clocks are set back one hour at 2:00 a.m. local daylight time, which becomes 1:00 a.m. local standard time. These dates were established by the Energy Policy Act of 2005, Pub. L. no. 109-58, 119 Stat 594 (2005).

Not all places in the U.S. observe daylight time. In particular, Hawaii and most of Arizona do not use it. Indiana adopted its use beginning in 2006.

  • In 2006, daylight time begins on April 2 and ends on October 29.
  • In 2007, daylight time begins on March 11 and ends on November 4. [New law goes into effect.]
  • In 2008, daylight time begins on March 9 and ends on November 2.
  • In 2009, daylight time begins on March 8 and ends on November 1.

Many other countries observe some form of "summer time", but they do not necessarily change their clocks on the same dates as the U.S.

Daylight time and time zones in the U.S. are defined in the U.S. Code, Title 15, Chapter 6, Subchapter IX - Standard Time.

History of Daylight Time in the U.S.

Although standard time in time zones was instituted in the U.S. and Canada by the railroads in 1883, it was not established in U.S. law until the Act of March 19, 1918, sometimes called the Standard Time Act. The act also established daylight saving time, a contentious idea then. Daylight saving time was repealed in 1919, but standard time in time zones remained in law. Daylight time became a local matter. It was re-established nationally early in World War II, and was continuously observed from 9 February 1942 to 30 September 1945. After the war its use varied among states and localities. The Uniform Time Act of 1966 provided standardization in the dates of beginning and end of daylight time in the U.S. but allowed for local exemptions from its observance. The act provided that daylight time begin on the last Sunday in April and end on the last Sunday in October, with the changeover to occur at 2 a.m. local time.

During the "energy crisis" years, Congress enacted earlier starting dates for daylight time. In 1974, daylight time began on 6 January and in 1975 it began on 23 February. After those two years the starting date reverted back to the last Sunday in April. In 1986, a law was passed that shifted the starting date of daylight time to the first Sunday in April, beginning in 1987. The ending date of daylight time was not subject to such changes, and remained the last Sunday in October. The Energy Policy Act of 2005 changed both the starting and ending dates. Beginning in 2007, daylight time starts on the second Sunday in March and ends on the first Sunday in November.

For a very readable account of the history of standard and daylight time in the U.S., see

Ian R. Bartky and Elizabeth Harrison: "Standard and Daylight-saving Time", Scientific American, May 1979 (Vol. 240, No. 5), pp. 46-53.

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#2 Posted: : Sunday, March 09, 2008 8:09:35 AM
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Thanks for the reminder.
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#3 Posted: : Sunday, March 09, 2008 12:14:08 PM
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Hopefully my computer and cell phone (e.g. alarm clock) have done this automatically, otherwise they're going in the trash.
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#4 Posted: : Sunday, March 09, 2008 12:16:47 PM
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It depends if they were manufactured pre-2006, when the new law went into effect to save energy. Cell phone and comp should be okay, but like my mother's old VCR doesnt set itself properly anymore. Then when it gets to April, it sets the wrong time. Haha.
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#5 Posted: : Sunday, March 09, 2008 3:04:56 PM
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Junkheaps have Rats, Scrap Heaps have Goblins, and once again The Internet has Cantrip.

 

How do you  keep finding this stuff? and why?






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#6 Posted: : Sunday, March 09, 2008 4:00:39 PM
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screw this, i'm moving to Arizona...

ok likely not but it's still annoying.

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