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this story is insanely fucked upRazor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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W-T-F?
Insaine!   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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I would put money she was over the 300 lbs. mark, but that is just a guess. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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OMG. I don't know whether to throw up or declare official hawtness . . . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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If you sit in 1 place for a long time you skin will bond to what ever you are sitting on. It does take a long time to do at least a year or so, and all reported cases that i have found it has been over weight people that has sat in the same place for years sit in on there own flith from food crumbs to there own waste, there have to cut layers of skin off to get what ever they bonded with. The skin and lets say a couch the top few layers of skin and couch become 1 thing and cant be seareted again WDF?: I found a hot girl WDF?: Who lets me WDF?: Drink WDF?: Smoke WDF?: And play video games WDF?: ALL DAY shignog: and in the back door? WDF?: She's back door compatible WDF?: And it comes enabled by default WDF?: I need to teach sirus a lesson WDF?: Oh wait WDF?: That's called gay shignog: if there is a girl there its bi WDF?: lol WDF?: ok shignog: so its not so gay WDF?: Good enough
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shignog wrote:If you sit in 1 place for a long time you skin will bond to what ever you are sitting on. It does take a long time to do at least a year or so, and all reported cases that i have found it has been over weight people that has sat in the same place for years sit in on there own flith from food crumbs to there own waste, there have to cut layers of skin off to get what ever they bonded with. The skin and lets say a couch the top few layers of skin and couch become 1 thing and cant be seareted again I don't see how that is possible. Wouldn't they get infections and shit from having foreign materials in their body? I mean, a fucking couch?! It's just weird. I wonder if I strap some armor on and leave it for a few years if it will become infused in my skin and then I can be a fucking superhero or something. Maybe it only happens to really fat people. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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Not so far-fetched. I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock. So, there you go. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Not so far-fetched. I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock. So, there you go.
Lies! If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Cantrip wrote:Not so far-fetched. I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock. So, there you go.
Pics or it never happened.
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Cantrip wrote:Not so far-fetched. I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock. So, there you go.
Was this the time you spent a year in Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch you told me about? 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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