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http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON
The following is the digg.com post from the victim (it can be found in the above link):
Those that know me are aware that my house was burglarized on March 12th while I was returning from SXSW. For the uninitiated, my house was broken into around 2:30-3:00pm and they made off with my xbox 360, an old powerbook (which they grabbed the wrong charger for) and ripped my TV right off the wall. Needless to say it was shitty news to come home to, but things can be replaced and I was happy that my dog, who was downstairs at the time, wasn't hurt.
Knowing full well that the detectives couldn't be counted on to "search" for the stolen items I took it upon myself to call around to the local pawn shops and the very first one I called (Thanks Google Maps!) recalled a young white man who came in trying to sell a G4 Powerbook but the battery was dead and he didn't have the right charger (clue 1) so he decided not to buy it. He also noted that the screen wouldn't stay up on its own (clue 2), which is the reason it was replaced with a MBP. I immediately knew it was the laptop that was taken from my house and started asking about cameras in the store and if they would be willing to let me somehow get a picture of this guy. The guy working there wasn't sure how to get the images off the security system machine so I took down a digital camera and got some second hand shots off the monitor as well as some video.
Take a little look:
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After getting these photos I tried contacting the detectives for my case and waiting around for 3+ hours and no one ever showed up. That was a week ago and I still haven't heard anything. This kid is most likely some local punk and is probably easily identifiable to "the man", I'm practically solving my case for them.
Then I'm left speechless...
While getting ready to leave work on Friday the 21st my office is swarmed by some of the greatest people I have ever had the pleasure of working with who proceed to present me with a brand new xbox 360 and a copy of halo 3. The kindness of my coworkers made my day and made me proud to work side by side with them all. However this is only where the excitement begins...
Really, How stupid can you be?
I eventually hook up the new xbox (to my 20" replacement TV) @ 4am and as soon as I recover my xbox live account I receive a voice message from someone I don't know.
Have a listen, I'll wait: idiot.mp3
Ready? OK. So this guy decided to leave me a voice message explicitly stating that he stole my Halo edition xbox 360 and that I could buy it back from him. Are you fucking kidding me? First thing I checked is whether or not it was a new account and sure enough the account shows usage back to 2007 and I'm willing to bet that it's his personal account and will have his info associated with it. I wasn't sure what to do so I tried calling East Detectives and was basically told to call back M-F during normal business hours, while I was on the phone I received TWO more messages from the culprit and explained to the person on the other end of the phone that I was now being harassed by the person who robbed my house and was hung up on.
GOOD JOB PHILADELPHIA POLICE, Gold Stars all around!
Click the link and enjoy!
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man i hope he keeps us updated In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Failed on pictures and the MP3, FYI you should contact Microsoft and get the account banned to keep him from using it hahahah, now that would add to the epicness.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab?   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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heh good one. I hope the guy gets publicly humiliated somehow.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic?  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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J-Town wrote:stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic? I'm naked right now. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:J-Town wrote:stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic? I'm naked right now.
Pics or it's not happining cantrip... 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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Magic Anchovies wrote:
Cantrip wrote:J-Town wrote:stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic? I'm naked right now.
Pics or it's not happining cantrip...
and they must include a manatee or a Santatee ™TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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J-Town wrote:Magic Anchovies wrote:
Cantrip wrote:J-Town wrote:stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic? I'm naked right now.
Pics or it's not happining cantrip...
and they must include a manatee or a Santatee ™ How about this substitute instead?: http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ap_Laskshmi_071106_ms.jpgYou should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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is that the aforementioned Santatee? You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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J-Town wrote:stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger Gazzic copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic? What are you talking about, that's what I had. Say otherwise and I'll cut you. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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if the pigs aren't interested in taking him down then I believe you are free to engage in hilarious hijinks, just blur out everyones face (except the xbox-ransomer). Arrange a time to make the swap and show up with your nerd army ready to throw down. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Cantrip wrote:J-Town wrote:Magic Anchovies wrote:
Cantrip wrote:J-Town wrote:stealth wrote:{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:wow, I hope the Detectives pick up on your case and do something about it. So when your house got Burgaled did they damage the rest of the house, or was it just a smash and grab? You realize that gunslinger copy-pasted someone else's story and provided the link to the original, don't you? you realize it was Gazzic? I'm naked right now.
Pics or it's not happining cantrip...
and they must include a manatee or a Santatee ™ How about this substitute instead?: http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ap_Laskshmi_071106_ms.jpg TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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