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Sirusdv
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, March 25, 2008 6:23:05 PM
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RAPTURE Dance/Cuddle/Play your way to heaven!
Presented by XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Fundraising Benefit for the Foundation for Sex Positive Culture

Friday, April 25th, 9p-3a. Doors Open 7p
Cost: Suggested donation $30 single, $50 couple. Volunteer positions available
Spinning the uptempo and downtempo beats: Michael Holden, DJ Luscious
Leopard Lips and the Portland LoveTribe DJs
Registration Required. RSVP today at http://XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

RAPTURE is a heart-centered community celebration where you can
explore a wide range of intimacy and self expression. Join us for a
night of transformative booty-shakin' and satisfying connections. At
RAPTURE you'll enjoy a sexy dance party with separate spaces for
non-sexual cuddling, ecstatic movement and erotic play. Our opening
circle will create opportunities to express yourself and connect in
ways that feel good to everyone. No one is ever expected to do
anything that they are uncomfortable with. You decide how far to take
it. Explore your limits safely. Be inspired to move according to the
desires of your body! Dance all night, dance and snuggle, or take it
all the way! Costumes highly encouraged. Gender-balanced event.

Please note, the event is 1/3 full already and this is the first real
promotion. RSVP soon!

I read ALL your private messages.


"I don't want the salami." -WDF

WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
Leon Switch
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, March 25, 2008 6:34:51 PM
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Sirusdv wrote:
Volunteer positions available


I cracked up there. Hahaha..

Sirus is a swinger!
Splinter
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, March 25, 2008 7:46:09 PM
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So your hosting another orgy? Damn can't make it.

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, March 25, 2008 10:24:54 PM
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Well, I say you should go. 

It will get you out of Casa de WDF? and that love-dungeon of a basement he set up to keep you bound and gagged with duct tape as his sex toy.  Unless you like being bound and gagged with duct tape. 
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Lead Salad
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, March 25, 2008 11:10:58 PM
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Cuddling? just go in there and rape everyone. And when I say everyone I mean everyone, bro rape is simply sensational.

Edit: Actually, everyone is probably going to be on e so the point is moot.
Cantrip
#6 Posted: : Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:41:16 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
Cuddling? just go in there and rape everyone. And when I say everyone I mean everyone, bro rape is simply sensational.



Cantrip wrote:

-Cantrip does not condone rape in any form, unless it's with a BRO, and that bro happens to be Twitchy.



http://www.wdfnews.com/forums.aspx?g=posts&t=2189


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You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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