That alteration of the Spaniard pic pumping whoever that is(is that you bent over WDF?..Gay as hell but funny..very funny!!!..(lol)

So this is us - Crawdad.  Just realized that as much as we have posted, we haven't ever really uploaded a photo (possibly because Mr. Crawdad is afraid of Donkey's mad photoshop skills). He is an analytical chemist getting his PhD (which means that he has more time to play) and she is a high school English teacher and part-time tutor at Sylvan Learning Centers.

Sorry to disappoint, Leon - no moutache here!

I'll make it easy for you WDF - if you talk to us in game, you'll get one of two responses. The one with the male voice is my husband (and pretty much the only one to play the game as I have three jobs).  If Crawdad has a feminine voice, likely it will be Mrs. Crawdad. We are just lame and share the same steam account. Likely, any in game action will go to my husband, as I rarely play and when we get invites, he is the one who gets to play those (he's also the better player). I'm usually hanging out on the Tempest #2 as an engie.

Here I am with my Wife by the Rock river, it cuts a course through a lost wood...and in that wood you will find stands the gates of hell...aka, Janesville WI.  "Through me the way to the city of woe, etc etc" I believe is on the welcome sign off I-90.  Anyway I lived there for a short while. 


My wife and I at the official Xbox 360 release party out at the old skunkworks hangers by edwards airforce base.

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I was at that party and incredibly pissed off too.

Because I got invited to the 360 launch party.  The invite said that they were reserving one 360 for each invited guest so that they could buy a 360 just before the official launch and the rest of the world.  I drove 3 hours to get to the launch party and then when I got there CASH IN HAND, no checks, no credit cards, but cash, to buy a 360 the bitch behind the counter looked at me and said, "Sorry sir, you did not arrive during our pre-determined buy window, you can't buy a 360 now."  I was like, "Whu?..  I have an invite here that says a system is being set aside for each of the 3 thousand invites, I'm here to get my 360, I drove 3 hours and tons of people are still just getting here, so what the hell are you trying to tell me?"  She replied back with, "Well we had a specific buy window that you had to be here between time X and time Y to actually purchase the system."  "But what about the HUNDREDS of people that are still just getting here?"  "Oh we are going to re-redistribute all their Xboxes to the local Best Buys to help with the launch." 
I swear to God I wanted to dive across the counter at that point.  I could have sunk my teeth into her cheek and ripped her entire face off with my mouth and not felt an ounce of remorse for that smug bitch.  But I did not, I just wheeled around in place, scooped up 3 of the Xbox bean bag chairs they had for everybody to sit in and stormed out.  I didn't end up getting a 360 for another 6 months because of the shortage issues and I STILL had my pre-order from 6 months before that.  Fuck you Microsoft.. fuck you.