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Dragon wrote:Splinter wrote:Dragon wrote:make sure you've read the rules.
edit: damn, you beat me to it on the rules. Just shows how much attention you bother to put in. lol she edited her post before i finished mine.
It's true - I did not use proper forum ettiquite and put edit: next to my edit on the post, but next time I will to help Dragon save face. He really WAS paying attention, I promise.  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:No - grammar Nazi's are annoying. I promise to only correct my own grammar. Take a look at my husband's threads - they are by no means perfect (nor are mine). I'm just a high school English teacher in the middle of grading research papers - this stuff is very fresh in my mind right now. shes going to want to kill my french accent xD
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:No - grammar Nazi's are annoying. I promise to only correct my own grammar. Take a look at my husband's threads - they are by no means perfect (nor are mine). I'm just a high school English teacher in the middle of grading research papers - this stuff is very fresh in my mind right now. Cantrip  s Mrs. Crawdad. Mr. Crawdad, Cantrip is a little bit OCD, and is also in love with Whut. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I didn't notice the word "up" at the end of the thread title and was wondering what strange new day had dawned in pDs while I was afk this weekend. I read this the same way.
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I still have nightmares occasionally about my HIgh School English teacher.
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my grade 13 english teacher failed me, well She didn't even grade my final essay, Even though when I asked for assitance she was inadequate, She wanted me to Compare and contrast two books of her choosing but my genre I like Sci-fi so she choose
Stranger in a strange land - by the master Robert A Heinlien. and Childhood's End,by Sir Arthur Clarke.
We were also reading the Stone Angel (Margret Laurence)- Shittiest book ever almost like Wuthering Heights, Look Emily Bronte I'm sorry don't get all Zombie Jesus on me and Rise from your Grave and hunt for me.
I remeber before Class started one day she(my english teacher) left before class started to get something so I went up to the chalk Board and put a "d" at the end of Stone Angel, halfway through class she casually wiped it off. She'd pick favorites and grade their essays well.
The Next Semester she came up to me in the hallway and she had the gall to say "Hey Alex, 6 people in my class got perfect on their final essay report," I was so dumbfounded I had to ask, "Really? Were they part of the human Genome project?"
the next semester I took night school for the credit, The Teacher let us order pizza in class, leave early by escaping out the window, as long as we did out work. We studied The Mayor of Castor Bridge(Thomas Hardy) and Doctor Faustus(Christopher Marlowe) , which were both awesome, and Up From Slavery (Booker T Washington) which was a load of Crap.
The I distinctly remeber one line in each book from Mayor of Casterbridge: "Good furmity sold here" and The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus "I'd rather eat an inch of Mutton than an ill of dried Codfish"
Good Times, Bad Times, Memories. 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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Cantrip wrote: Mr. Crawdad, Cantrip is a little bit OCD
A little bit OCD? Is that like the Son of Sam was a little bit of a serial killer?
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Magic Anchovies wrote:
We were also reading the Stone Angel (Margret Laurence)- Shittiest book ever almost like Wuthering Heights, Look Emily Bronte I'm sorry don't get all Zombie Jesus on me and Rise from your Grave and hunt for me.
Oh man, I read Stone Angel too and it was like you were made to volunteer at an old folks home and had to listen to the same old person story over and over again.
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Cantrip wrote:Cantrip s Mrs. Crawdad. Mr. Crawdad, Cantrip is a little bit OCD, and is also in love with Whut.
I you too, Cantrip. Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Christina wrote:Mrs.Crawdad wrote:No - grammar Nazi's are annoying. I promise to only correct my own grammar. Take a look at my husband's threads - they are by no means perfect (nor are mine). I'm just a high school English teacher in the middle of grading research papers - this stuff is very fresh in my mind right now. shes going to want to kill my french accent xD
Like she is the only one.
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Because I never nag (no one is allowed to ask Crawdad to validate that statement), this is a gentle reminder. I feel as though I'm a patient person....but can we get some sort of official something going for me to be made a member of the clan yet? I wanna be a big bad penguin....or crawdad....whatever. Don't blame me because my hubby chose a silly name.
Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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sorry! for some reason you werent on Splinters list of vote dates. i'll start it immediately and we will cut the vote down to 5 days (so everyone gets a chance to vote/voice their opinion)  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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usually we would wait until the vote is over, but in this case (being over a week late) we are ending it now because of the votes, sorry... you made it. Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Whoopie! I look forward to only having to add the Mrs. in front of Crawdad's name when I play. Thanks everyone! Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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