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I feel the urge to tell this everywhere. No, this is not copypasta. This just happened about 20 minutes ago. Okay, so I'm sitting here on the computer, bored, screwing around, whatever. Suddenly I get a call from my friend. We started talking about our jobs and our days, somewhere along the line I mentioned playing Street Fighter. We talk about that for a bit and I start spacing out. For some reason, I went to one of those Rule 34 sites and looked up Cammy White (SFW). I looked at a few of the pics, there were some pretty funny/gruesome ones, some hot ones. I zoned out again as the conversation went on and I sat sideways in my chair, facing the wall. After some time my mom comes in as I'm sitting there. She says "Hey, what are you doing?" "I'm on the phone, what does it look like I'm doing?" She then asks me if I want to go get something for dinner, and informs me that my uncle, who is an accountant, has done my taxes. She then walks off. The conversation continues for a few minutes. After some more time, I turn back and look at my monitor. I look at a few more Rule 34 pictures. After a couple of seconds, it hit me. That shit was on my big obvious 22" screen while my mom was talking to me. Imagine if you walked in and saw your son looking at pictures of a video game character getting reamed up the ass, ejaculating massive amounts, etc. and he says "What does it look like I'm doing?" all matter-of-factly.
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Maybe you shouldn't talk like a douchebag to your moms. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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Maybe you should suck my balls 
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lol.  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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now that is what i call funny Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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god damn man, show some respect to your parents. She had your uncle DO YOUR TAXES FOR YOU. I dont know how old you are or how often you have to do them but taxes suck a dick. So you better get your ass over there and say thank you to your mom, and apologize for being a perverted little monkey as well.  Formally known as MrT The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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jasespots wrote:god damn man, show some respect to your parents. She had your uncle DO YOUR TAXES FOR YOU. I dont know how old you are or how often you have to do them but taxes suck a dick. So you better get your ass over there and say thank you to your mom, and apologize for being a perverted little monkey as well. Fuck you, shitstain. At the moment, I wasn't aware of the circumstance, so obviously the question sounded absolutely stupid to me, I responded accordingly. She would have responded the same way if I asked a dumb question. And yes, I already thanked my uncle for doing my taxes. Furthermore, you're one to talk about perversion, furfag. Not that I'm the kind of asshole who judges other people's morality based on my own.
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At least she didn't walk in while you were spanking the monkey. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Lead Salad wrote:jasespots wrote:god damn man, show some respect to your parents. She had your uncle DO YOUR TAXES FOR YOU. I dont know how old you are or how often you have to do them but taxes suck a dick. So you better get your ass over there and say thank you to your mom, and apologize for being a perverted little monkey as well. Fuck you, shitstain. At the moment, I wasn't aware of the circumstance, so obviously the question sounded absolutely stupid to me, I responded accordingly. She would have responded the same way if I asked a dumb question. And yes, I already thanked my uncle for doing my taxes. Furthermore, you're one to talk about perversion, furfag. Not that I'm the kind of asshole who judges other people's morality based on my own. You can't tell a story like that on this site and not expect responses like that.
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virus wrote:At least she didn't walk in while you were spanking the monkey.
or it could have been me! 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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Uh, sucks to be you I guess. {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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I wanna see examples of the pictures. get your ass to mars
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I'm not sure what exactly was on the screen when she saw but it was from this archive.
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