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So you all know that I take daily walks 'cause I'm a fat-fuck. Yesterday I was walking by a supermarket and an elderly guy wearing grandpa clothes and glasses walks over to me like he wants to give me the clipboard and pen he is holding. "Would you like to sign this petition to get Ralph Nader on the ballot?" he said. "Ralph Nader? That fucktard is the main reason the current president got into power, fabricated a reason to invade Iraq, got our servicemen and countless civilians killed, incited a recruiting coup for AI-Qu!da, appointed thousands of his buddies to positions of power who lacked the qualifications and got us THREE TRILLION dollars in debt, most of which is going into the pockets of the Veep's company, HaIl!burton. So NO! You geriatric misguided motherfucker, I will not contribute anything to putting that dickwad on the ballot again!" I wanted to say out loud, but didn't. Instead I said, "No thank you." See, though I know that Ralph Nader took votes away that would have gone to Al Gore in the 2000 election, I was not sure at that very moment that he took enough votes away that. had they gone to Al Gore instead, the votes would have swung the election away from Bush. Wait. I had wanted to ask all of you to get me info that proved that point, but as I recall, Florida was lost by less than 300 votes. So yeah, I think had 300 NaderTards voted for Gore instead, we would not have a sitting president who basically fucked us for the next thousand years, if we survive as a nation that long. Discuss. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Ralph Nader used to be a force for positive change back way back when. Now he's just a joke with the punchline noted above by Cantrip. If he spent the time between Presidential elections building a real electoral base for the Green Party, I wouldn't mind him so much. As it is though I think someone should kidnap him every 4 years during the elections to keep him out of the way (then release him unharmed back into the wild). "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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I did not know that you take daily walks. Good for you for getting some fresh air and exercise. I'm sure that it increases your stamina, which I am also sure that the girls (or boys) love.....  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Rank: Admiral OCD
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My dear Mrs. Crawdad, if you ever choose to dump Mr. Crawdad, you most certainly will not want for lack of suitors, me included. But if you guys are like totally happily yada-yada-yada, he asks you if you had a good day, he digs chick flicks, he leaves the toilet seat down, he puts his dirty dishes in the dishwasher without being told and the sex in the bedroom is great with or without the farm animals participating, please disregard the previous paragraph. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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ya see it's because of idiots like Nader who fuck everything up that you need a proportional represenation system. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Don't blame the candidates, it's the fucking voter's faults.
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Lead Salad wrote:Don't blame the candidates, it's the fucking voter's faults.
So we should be voting for Nader? Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Fuck Nader he can not win no way in hell. i wish someone wound tell him to STFU and sit donw Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type Robot Hell is real and i cant spell yes im dyslexic WDF? wrote:lol fuck you, Murdy. BadHorsie wrote: I love it!
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Did you know that 3 out of 3 Canadians are still wondering why the fuck you Americans haven't unanimously voted for Obama to win? Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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Ciao Time wrote:Did you know that 3 out of 3 Canadians are still wondering why the fuck you Americans haven't unanimously voted for Obama to win? Answer: Democracy. And don't fuck with us Canadians. You think that just because you gave us Wayne Gretzky, Rush, Mike Myers, William Shatner, Neil Young, Battlestar Galactica and Pamela Anderson, that that is going to get you off the hook for giving us Keanu Reeves? Fuck that. Don't even think of disrespecting our system of government or we'll invade your ass. Shit, John Candy and South Park had it right. Why, here's a site devoted to it right now: http://www.invadecanada.us/And here's the plan we drew up to do it over 70 years ago: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492And more: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/29/AR2005122901412.htmlSo back in your places above Latitude: 48 59' 55", fuckers. Stop your bitching and stay out of our politics. Just enjoy your NAFTA and pray Obama doesn't get caught with an intern waxing his pole, or he's going to need a major distraction and INVADING CANADA WILL BE IT!!! You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Canada is better than the U.S.
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There is only one man for president. Ron Paul.
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Murdy wrote:Fuck Nader he can not win no way in hell. i wish someone wound tell him to STFU and sit donw If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Ciao Time wrote:Did you know that 3 out of 3 Canadians are still wondering why the fuck you Americans haven't unanimously voted for Obama to win?
Because we remember 30 years ago when Obama was white and called Carter.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Lead Salad wrote:Canada is better than the U.S. Seconded. Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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