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I totally forgot about that stimulus package. Thanks for smoking me out, dubya.
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Lead Salad wrote:I totally forgot about that stimulus package. Thanks for smoking me out, dubya.
Now you know that you are going to go and buy something fun with that......just don't forget that taxes are coming due on that sucker next year.....  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:
Lead Salad wrote:I totally forgot about that stimulus package. Thanks for smoking me out, dubya.
Now you know that you are going to go and buy something fun with that......just don't forget that taxes are coming due on that sucker next year.....
I remember now why I have a wife and 2 kids, otherwise I would only have $600.00 extra dollars. I knew some good would come out of it eventually.
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Its actually not considered as income. It wont be included when you file next year.
Really no need to thank Bush. Government just hands the money back to us that someone else made. They are the biggest "middle man" playin the game.
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Honestly, dude? Do you even give a shit, at all? No, I mean seriously. No, take your hand off that mouse. Take that pointer away from reply and clear whatever stupid fucknut retort you have in mind out of your head. The American economy is in SHIT right now. I know you know this, because in the Presidential thread we had going, otherwise known as the "LEAD SALAD KNOWS MORE THAN YOU HAR HAR HAR" thread, I'm pretty sure that fact was specifically cited. Now, let's run along with this assumption; what do you do when an entire economy is gone to shit, but they're also a world power? You turn to your economic advisors. They're Harvard trained, they know something. And what do they say? Provide a *very* short term, *very* risky "STIMULUS PACKAGE" to every man woman and child who made US money last year. Do you know what Stimulus means? Before you browse through your porn dictionary, let me just tell you now. A stimulus is anything that incites a response or action. What do have that needs response or action? THE AMERICAN FUCKING ECONOMY. So we're given this money to put into the consumer sector. TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. In the hopes that this will HALT the STAGNATION and INFLATION (But you already knew that was called stagflation, didn't you smarty?) SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPENDING IT ON WEED? Any dumbshit who wastes his "BE A CITIZEN AND HELP THE GODDAMN ECONOMY, LOOK, HERE'S A FREE HANDOUT WITH WHICH TO HELP YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD" money in such a cumbucket way has ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT to EVER complain about the president, the government, the fucking rising prices IN EVERY SECTOR, *EVER* AGAIN. Way to prove that you're a complete fucking retard, Lead. As if anyone needed more proof than that. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:Honestly, dude? Do you even give a shit, at all? No, I mean seriously. No, take your hand off that mouse. Take that pointer away from reply and clear whatever stupid fucknut retort you have in mind out of your head.
The American economy is in SHIT right now. I know you know this, because in the Presidential thread we had going, otherwise known as the "LEAD SALAD KNOWS MORE THAN YOU HAR HAR HAR" thread, I'm pretty sure that fact was specifically cited.
Now, let's run along with this assumption; what do you do when an entire economy is gone to shit, but they're also a world power? You turn to your economic advisors. They're Harvard trained, they know something. And what do they say? Provide a *very* short term, *very* risky "STIMULUS PACKAGE" to every man woman and child who made US money last year.
Do you know what Stimulus means? Before you browse through your porn dictionary, let me just tell you now. A stimulus is anything that incites a response or action.
What do have that needs response or action? THE AMERICAN FUCKING ECONOMY. So we're given this money to put into the consumer sector. TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. In the hopes that this will HALT the STAGNATION and INFLATION (But you already knew that was called stagflation, didn't you smarty?)
SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPENDING IT ON WEED? Any dumbshit who wastes his "BE A CITIZEN AND HELP THE GODDAMN ECONOMY, LOOK, HERE'S A FREE HANDOUT WITH WHICH TO HELP YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD" money in such a cumbucket way has ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT to EVER complain about the president, the government, the fucking rising prices IN EVERY SECTOR, *EVER* AGAIN.
Way to prove that you're a complete fucking retard, Lead. As if anyone needed more proof than that.
tell us how you really feel.
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Lead Salad wrote:I totally forgot about that stimulus package. Thanks for smoking me out, dubya. do you actually live in seattle? or just bremerton? Safety + Peace
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Spending your stimulus check on weed will in fact stimulate the economy. 1) Rich people don't need $600 and will likely sit on it 2) Drug dealers are typically not rich and thus are more likely to actually spend whatever profits they make 3) Drug dealers don't typically pay taxes on their income, ergo more of that money is going to cycle through the economy longer before being skimmed by the government 4) Weed gives you the munchies The only logical conclusion is that the stimulus package should exclude rich people and instead give extra money to stoners. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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If you didn't pay in it's not a tax refund it's welfare.
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America needs another stimulus package like an alcoholic needs another drink.
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Eh, I gots the $600 and it went to pay rent. Currently unemployed, though not hurting at all. Working on a resume as soon as I finish posting this. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Do you even know where that money came from? IT IS ALREADY YOUR MONEY!!! They are still collecting the 10% fed income tax on the first $6000 you make ($600). Now when tax time comes around next year, they are not going to bill you for that bracket. They are essentially erasing that tax bracket for THIS YEAR ONLY. So you already paid that money to the government (assuming you have already made more that $6000 this year) and they are giving it back to you early. There is no magic here. There is no out of the kindness of the federal heart. It is already your money. Guess what, if everybody everywhere blew that money on something stupid, our economy would not magically be set straight, not even close. Do I think wasting it on weed is a good idea, of course not, but Lead Salad is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. The best thing to do is REDUCE YOUR DEBT! Stop charging crap you can not afford, America! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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i'm just glad that people like HolyJaw and Lead Salad don't run our country Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.

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Oopsie wrote:
Guess what, if everybody everywhere blew that money on something stupid, our economy would not magically be set straight, not even close.
Ahaha. As of the writing of this post the population in the U.S. is: 304,139,390 According to the population clock maintained by the U.S. Census Bureau, which will have changed by the time you finish reading this sentence: http://www.census.gov/population/www/popclockus.htmlThe U.S. National Debt is: $9,380,736,467,608.06 According to the National Debt Clock: http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/They did the math I see, (so I don't have to now) and they calculate that as a nation every man, woman, child and whatever creature it is that is made when Whut and Sirus make the beast with two backs, would each have to pay over $30,000 to cover the national debt. We are never going to do that. We're either fucked, or we'll tell people to fuck off, or, do what we have been doing, which is, print more money. $600 ain't going to do shit. Good night folks! You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Oopsie wrote:
The best thing to do is REDUCE YOUR DEBT! Stop charging crap you can not afford, America!
That's it precisely. But there's more to it, the economic system is rigged for the super rich. We all get $600 to give the perception of the economy a little boost just in time for the election. Meanwhile, the big boys who got us into this mess get multi-billion dollar bailouts, their debt gets shifted to the taxpayers, and they get to go on living it up as rich pigs. Not to mention that the money supply is increasing massively (funny how the fed stopped reporting those numbers not so long ago) and inflation is taking off (funny how they calculate inflation is such a fucked up way that ignores most of it). We're getting shafted from both ends here. So yeah, get out of your debt as fast as you can, credit cards first, anything that isn't fixed second, because unless someone with some real balls in DC fixes this mess, unless you are already rich you are going to be fucked over the next several years while we reenact Argentina on a grander scale. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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