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Alright so I was going to use some mayo today, then I realzied how long it's been since I had it, it's not really mayo it's miracle whip, and I looked for an expiriy date and couldn't find anything, and the last time I ate something not right, I had shotgun diarriah so bad the toilet didn't see it coming. 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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I happen to have an un-opened jar of miracle whip sitting in one of my cabinets, here's what I found...
...it is a 16 oz. jar of mayo and there is an expiration date on the upper left corner of the nutrition facts label, I'd check that out with yours...my exp. date is may 25 '07, so it expired almost a year ago...
...looks like it belongs in the   HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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Pitch it and save your colon.  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Hmm. Reminds me of Russian Roulette. Sure, you have a five in six chance of coming out of it okay, but that if you get that one chamber with the magic bullet, well, that would be bad, mmmkay? So, you have to ask yourself, is it worth gambling with your asshole? I say toss that jar and get a new one with an expiration date, a little one to tide you over, so you don't end up with a grand dose of Botox. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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If it has egg yolks in it and has gone bad, you might find that "D" in itself is a picnic.
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NO GUTS, NO GLORY! Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Eat it!
I like to think by giving your body small "tests" you make yourself stronger...
Disclaimer: Crawdad is by no means responsible for any results that may or may not occur due to the following of his advice.
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Think of it as internal cleansing. Get rid of all those harmful toxins stored in your body. If the dehydration is not too severe you should feel like a new man in a couple of weeks.
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I take no responsibility for the actions of my husband. In fact, just forget that I am, in any way, associated with him....
My previous suggestion still stands - pitch it. By this point, it's probably green anyway..... Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:
I take no responsibility for the actions of my husband. In fact, just forget that I am, in any way, associated with him....
My previous suggestion still stands - pitch it. By this point, it's probably green anyway.....
All we ever hear these days is "Go Green".
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It really couldn't hurt too bad just to taste it, could it? Does it smell good? I dunno , i just wanna hear the results if ya ate it but with the unknown i would personally toss it. But your a man so you should try it. Actually i think if it were me id feed it to trigot and see what happens.
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I have a rule. If I left out the mayo or miracle whip and I'm not sure for how long...in the trash they go. Not worth messing with.
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Stefi wrote:It really couldn't hurt too bad just to taste it, could it? Does it smell good? I dunno , i just wanna hear the results if ya ate it but with the unknown i would personally toss it. But your a man so you should try it. Actually i think if it were me id feed it to trigot and see what happens.
Oh wait! Remember the whole pics or it didn't happen thing. Don't try it please.
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Bacteria love mayo more than the agar in a petri dish. Throw it out. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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people who live on the street eat rotten shit all the time and they still live.. must be ok if it doesnt kill you it will make you stronger.. people should doit weekly to strengthen your imune system. I eat wierd shit all the imte for bets
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