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I roll up on my Appt and two guys are at my door.
"can I help you?"
"sure we are just some of your neighbors coming to meet people in the area"
"Oh, thats nice, what are you selling"
"satelite dishes"
"well, your at the wrong appt, we are wired for cable"
"well, we are from a church down the road"
"Your at the wrong door, are you jahovahs whitness's"
"oh no, we are from the church of later day saints, we're mormons"
"Oh, thats great, come on it, I have a friend whos mormon, lets see if I can find a pic for you"
"Thats really cool"
"hang on, its somewhere, its pretty neet, hes got a dildo in his hand"
"....I think we should go"
Well Quart, i was thinking of you while I held back from kicking their sorry ass's down my flight of stairs.
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dude, you're such a douche.
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quart wrote:dude, you're such a douche.
Amen Quart... as we all are or have been a "douche" at times... I love Cannon and Quart... and Carr's laughter brings a smile...
Note to GAL/Self:
Those people are on a dark spiral downward. But, GAL, if you think that leaves you on the high ground where you can point your finger at others, think again. Every time you criticize someone, you condemn yourself. It takes one to know one. Judgmental criticism of others is a well-known way of escaping detection in your own crimes and misdemeanors.
Bottom Line: Cable is good and visiting salesmen may be angels in disguise.... Now off to war in Tomb against those evil Combine...
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GAL, you just confuse and scare me sometimes. Good to know you're still around though.
And, in my defence, Cannon really is a douche. I wish i had saved some of our AIM conversations... some of the weirdest crap ever.
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quart wrote:GAL, you just confuse and scare me sometimes. Good to know you're still around though.
And, in my defence, Cannon really is a douche. I wish i had saved some of our AIM conversations... some of the weirdest crap ever.
Stay safe buddy... if I was with you, I'd hug your neck and pray peace and strength all over you...
And remember... love dissolves all fear... When you're nearly 60... tell me about confusion... sorry if I was an author of confusion... I love Him too 
Peace
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hahahahahahaha
someone still have that pic?  King of Jeans I wanna be like Buddylee 007 for life
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Buddylee007 wrote:
hahahahahahaha
someone still have that pic?
Quart, you gotta get me a newer picture of you so I can put yet another penis in it. =)  Formally known as MrT The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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Someone needs to add *NSFW* to the topic name now because of that pic.
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Jehova's Witnesses tried to break into my house one time. I was a little kid and was at home by myself because I was sick, after a few minutes of ringing the bell and pounding on the door with no one answering they started shaking the handle and pushing on it trying to get it to pop open. I was so scared! Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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and with that i am resigning from the forum.
i'm gone in 16 days anyway, so big loss.
later.
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quart wrote:and with that i am resigning from the forum.
i'm gone in 16 days anyway, so big loss.
later.
Where are you going? and why you leaving?
i think i missed this at some point in time MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: "Craps Alert"
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i hope your kidding quart.
and craps...just do some reading, there are plenty of posts here even on this new site about where quart is running off to.
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I was actually sat down at my comptuer looking for that pic.
at any rate, Quart, At least I didn't show up wearing nothing but a shotgun. :) I restrained this time because of some of our...uhh..More intimate...converstations.
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