Endyss is back! Options
endyss
#1 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 8:29:26 AM
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How are you gentlemen.

Quote:

Endyss: Are you ready to die, Sir?

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Sorry n00b. Haven't really seen you around much. You, ehm, think you can still frag us with those little guns of yours?

Endyss: "n00b"? "frag"? "those little guns"? Who the hell do you think you are?

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Sorry?

Endyss: Have you completely forgotten what this gun can do? Did you not keep up with the great HLSTATSX point debates of 2007? Because if you did not, I don't know on what basis you venture question it.

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Sorry. What happened to the friendly Giller fellow from [GwDR]?

Endyss: He's gone, Sir. They've all gone. And we're back.

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Who?

Endyss: The incredibly bellicose people who are still unaccountably admins. And I'm afraid we've changed the rules.

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Well, we'd still like a chance to frag you some.

Endyss: I saw you in here last week. I saw you playing on the battlements. I saw you healing a heavy on the bridge and building your uber. We were watching you from the land of the Rising Sun. And we all thought you were dicks.

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Hmph! I don't believe you talk to fellow players like this!

Endyss: And I can't believe you're continuing with this! You know that I can destroy you. Observe my arsenal.

Endyss: These are my weapons.

Endyss: Today we'll be playing on 2fort, which, as every TF2 player knows, provided you didn't get your PC from Wal-Mart, is to be played entirely without Engineers. I'm sure that flag will be safe!

Endyss: And if you play a Sniper instead, remember: you're no longer allowed to use the scope. Make sure you stay inside, or you'll get kick/banned.

Endyss: Off you go.

Endyss: You're not allowed to play a Soldier either.

Endyss: My! My! It's like watching stupid frat boys playing Halo with an Xbox controller! I expect that's a reference you "get".

The Great Unwashed Tempest Masses: Right. I've had just about enough of you talking to me like that. I'm reporting you to WDF.

Endyss: Why would WDF possibly listen to you? You haven't shaved, you ping's too high, and you play TF2 with a trackball. Now, take your daunting --but gratifyingly low-- ranking and get out.

Yes, well, sorry about that. Rumors of my death being greatly exaggerated (and of my detention at Gitmo being entirely wrong), I was just posting to let everyone know I'm back from my long hiatus, studying abroad in Tokyo incidentally. It was a lot of fun, but my laptop sadly wasn't up to handling TF2 and everything else there kept me pretty busy.

I can't promise I'll be playing for like 8+ hours a day as I was prior to my departure (work, school, GTA4 still call), but whether intentional or through a lack of oversight, I'm still apparently an admin and happy to be back playing on Tempest. It's good to see Giller (a far stabler guy than me overall ;-) has made admin as well, as well as to see so many familiar faces from the one evening I've played so far.

I guess my point is, I wouldn't give two thoughts to a silly multiplayer community for a cartoony shooter game if not for the people who frequent it and the outstanding folks who run it. Compared with Giller's 8-month start-to-admin, the higher-ups took a chance making me an admin so quickly, and it wasn't until I was cut off from the crew that I realized I had inadvertently stumbled into something a bit special and, if I do my job right, gotten the opportunity to make it a better gaming community for everyone.

So, assuming this post doesn't remind WDF or Splinter "Whoops, we had been meaning to cull him from the ranks," I'm back again, and looking forward to killing each and every one of you. >:D

 

*** Note: Major points to anyone who recognizes the source of the bizarre quote, and absolutely no offense was intended regarding it.



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In the end, everything Endyss said.


Ciao Time
#2 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 10:42:03 AM
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Well FINALLY...

Nah, jk and great to see you've successfully escaped from The Land Of the Rising Sun.
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Stefi
#3 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 10:44:03 AM
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Welcome back, it will be fun to play with ya again.
Leon Switch
#4 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 4:19:18 PM
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Hey man, welcome back. Did you bring us sushi?

Finally someone who'll give Christina something to think about on the sniper deck!
Lead Salad
#5 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 4:58:45 PM
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Tokyo eh? I envy you.
hax.sam.hall
#6 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 6:51:44 PM
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welcome back

MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:

yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.


MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:


it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.

Cantrip
#7 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 7:06:39 PM
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Pics, or it never happened.

Wow, from #1 to whatever it says below in like a month:

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
endyss
#8 Posted: : Sunday, May 25, 2008 9:46:01 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Pics, or it never happened.

Wow, from #1 to whatever it says below in like a month:

That's #37, and after more than four months of total inactivity, I'm surprised it's not lower.

Fear not, however, I hope to be on the climb once again. But unless I'm much mistaken it seems some hefty changes were made to the point system in my absence (that or the number of regulars has consolidated itself mightily (which doesn't seem to be the case)). Either way, I have a feeling other obligations are going to prevent me from worrying about the whole thing too obsessively at this point, and seeing as it seemed to cause more trouble than not, it's probably for the best ("At last!" I hear you saying).



HolyJaw wrote:
In the end, everything Endyss said.


Giller [GwDR]
#9 Posted: : Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:36:57 AM
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Welcome back,

I had fun fragging till 4:30am this weekend with you and Valadian.   Now GwDR can take back the no. 2 clan position!  Just gotta get Cecil to update TF2....


Quote:

"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
endyss
#10 Posted: : Tuesday, May 27, 2008 1:37:39 PM
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Giller wrote:

Now GwDR can take back the no. 2 clan position!  Just gotta get Cecil to update TF2....

No. 2?? My friend, we're already there and by a decent margin!

For a time in December we were #1! If GwDR continues to only recruit the cream of the crop, and we get back in there consistently, I think we can give frickin' pDs a run for their money again!



HolyJaw wrote:
In the end, everything Endyss said.


WDF?
#11 Posted: : Tuesday, May 27, 2008 1:43:58 PM
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Aww crap...

Cecilsan[GwDR]
#12 Posted: : Wednesday, May 28, 2008 7:24:23 PM
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Giller [GwDR wrote:
]

Welcome back,

I had fun fragging till 4:30am this weekend with you and Valadian.   Now GwDR can take back the no. 2 clan position!  Just gotta get Cecil to update TF2....

Welcome back...I've already seen you since you've been back so...kinda redundant...hehe

Yea yea, I got the PC reformated and spyware clean now....TF2 installed and updated as of last night.  No more random audio waves being played from the net while I'm playing games.  I had one the other day that literally went on for 5 min about some random ass dietary suppliment...pissed me off as there wasn't a way to stop it.  Quit out of my game and began the reformat right then!

 *edit* Looked at our [GwDR] stats....and I must say Ciao, you need to work on your KPD ratio.  That is NOT the [GwDR] standard there!

Splinter
#13 Posted: : Wednesday, May 28, 2008 7:53:13 PM
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Who the fucks Endyss and why does he have admin powers? Do I have to take out my wooden stake and my shovel all over again?

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
Evolution888
#14 Posted: : Saturday, May 31, 2008 7:03:29 AM
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OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG MY IDOL HAS RETURNED !!!! *drools and goes down knee first in front of endyss....* lol...

ok fine i might've exaggerated just a little bit.. too much.... but nonetheless WELCOME BACK ENDYSS !!!! i miss fearing your sniper... ><


Ciao Time
#15 Posted: : Sunday, June 15, 2008 4:36:07 PM
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Cecilsan[GwDR wrote:
]

Giller [GwDR wrote:
]

Welcome back,

I had fun fragging till 4:30am this weekend with you and Valadian.   Now GwDR can take back the no. 2 clan position!  Just gotta get Cecil to update TF2....

Welcome back...I've already seen you since you've been back so...kinda redundant...hehe

Yea yea, I got the PC reformated and spyware clean now....TF2 installed and updated as of last night.  No more random audio waves being played from the net while I'm playing games.  I had one the other day that literally went on for 5 min about some random ass dietary suppliment...pissed me off as there wasn't a way to stop it.  Quit out of my game and began the reformat right then!

 *edit* Looked at our [GwDR] stats....and I must say Ciao, you need to work on your KPD ratio.  That is NOT the [GwDR] standard there!



Hehe, looks like that's what I get for playing medic and actually helping my team out
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