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So, my kids were playing outside yesterday at about 10AM when the doorbell rings. My youngest has a scraped up face. Not a big deal till I notice A STICK STUCK IN HIS FACE! I tried to gently pull it out, but it wasn't moving so we decided to take a trip to the Emergency room.
They got it out rather easily (I almost wish I would have pulled a little harder at home and saved the $500) and this kid is a trooper. 4 years old and the little guy didn't even flinch or cry when it came out. Everyone was really impressed and they even gave him a little stuffed animal when it was all over (prolly at a $85 price tag).
How did this happen? Well, what we got out of it was that he was bending over pushing a dump truck while running, tripped, and went face first into a bush. Now I can honestly say, ITS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!
Do not eat the contents of this post.
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Well Bush did provide the stimulus check to take care of the ER bill, right?
Glad he is OK.
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Dude, I'm not ghey or anything like that, but your toenails are painted a pretty color and are quite attractive, for a dude's. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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hahah silly kids, but yeah prolly good thing you did go to the Dr.... I mean who knows how far up in there it was... Yargh
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glad the doctor pulled it out, could of had an infection afterwords I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Cantrip wrote:Dude, I'm not ghey or anything like that, but your toenails are painted a pretty color and are quite attractive, for a dude's. Some chicks like painting guys nails. Or at least one I knew did. I let her paint my toenails whatever color she wanted a few times, it was kind of weird but it's not like anyone ever sees them. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Having a young one at home myself I feel your pain.
5 year olds can damage anything including themselves.
I even hear the military is developing a 5 year old tipped ballistic missle warhead. Puts nukes to shame.
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Look at it this way, at least your kid wasn't running around with a sharp object in his hands.....   ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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