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Magic Anchovies
#1 Posted: : Monday, June 09, 2008 7:56:03 PM
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Well in canada, seeing as I can't get a gun as easy as I can in the states, I collect and use knives. Now I'm looking for a few knives, and i'm not talking general purpose saftey knives i'm talking about something that can take down a bear. I was thinking more of a bowie knife but all the knives, i've found really weren't up to my expectations.

 

Anyone have a favorite website, or place to buy knives? Preferably  Combat and survival?

 

Thanks!






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#2 Posted: : Monday, June 09, 2008 8:19:08 PM
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A bear? If you want to do something retarded to prove yourself maybe you should just chop your dick off.
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#3 Posted: : Monday, June 09, 2008 8:22:09 PM
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the most effective weapon in a bear attack is pepper spray.

wtf is a survival knife anyway? does it come with a built in satelite phone?
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#4 Posted: : Monday, June 09, 2008 8:54:55 PM
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I'm not a real knife aficionado (also Canadian)... but Emerson knifes are some of the toughest survival/military knives I've ever seen. They're out of mass production, but basically any model will pack some serious punch.

If you're more into looks and pizazz, get yourself a balisong. Preferably a dull balisong, because opening the thing at full speed poses a risk to your fingers.




Oh, and don't do anything illegal with them.
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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:19:11 PM
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If your planning on taking on bears in the near future id suggest a bat'leth

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#7 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:24:07 PM
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If your planning on taking on bears in the near future id suggest a bat'leth


LOL! XD
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#8 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:37:40 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
the most effective weapon in a bear attack is pepper spray.

agreed

I'd rather take a stab than ever be sprayed again. <----no gay intent.



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#9 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:46:32 AM
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ZT FTW

http://www.kershawknives.com/products.php?brand=zt

Same parent company that makes my uber kitchen blades



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#10 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:32:44 AM
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I know I probably came acroess as a wrong idea, I want a knife that won't let me down in a life or death situation, something reliable.





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#11 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:56:01 AM
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Magic Anchovies wrote:
I know I probably came acroess as a wrong idea, I want a knife that won't let me down in a life or death situation, something reliable.


Well when you're talking about bears it's really just a death situation. You can take down a baby bear with a knife but for what?

If you want to defend yourself from a bear just get a gun.
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#12 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:47:40 PM
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Nothing less than a .44 mag.  I carry my .44 in Montana when deer/elk hunting.  Anything less than a .44 (I have a S&W 460 XVR Revolver but it really sucks to fire due to the recoil) and you will just piss the bear off (if it's a large one).  My wife carries a Glock 23 with 13 round clip of Speer Gold dot 180grn.  Yeah sounds extreme, but my wife would likely kick the ass of about 90% of the fucking posers that post on this site (if she can't kick your ass she will just put a very large hole in you).  A lot of people do not know the difference between a brown bear (Grizzly) and the black bear.  Just think of it this way:  If a Grizzly bear attacks you, it is likely because they either have cubs or you wandered upon their feeding site.  If you run across a black bear, well you have a whole different problem.  A grizzly will chew on you and a mawl you then leave.  However, if a black bear attacks you (key word "attacks/stalks you), you had better shoot his ass on the spot because his intention is to eat you.  Black bears will actually stalk/eat you as opposed to defending it's territory.  I have hunted deer/elk/bear since I was 13 (I am now 38) and can tell you, fuck the pepper spray.  Pepper spray is for hikers only.   I will shoot first and ask questions later.  Nothing replaces hot burning expanding lead - pepper spray?  fuck that!  Be sure and shoot his ass!   It's easy to "google" to see what a good bear deterent is.  Yes bear spray will work, but it is not guaranteed to work - a bullet is!.  If you use a knife against a bear you are severely fucking retarded and deserve to end up as bear turds!  Bear are waaaaay more powerful than you thinkl!



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#13 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 1:42:19 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
the most effective weapon in a bear attack is pepper spray.

wtf is a survival knife anyway? does it come with a built in satelite phone?


it has a compass built into the bottom of the handle.
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#14 Posted: : Sunday, July 06, 2008 7:52:10 PM
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Hmm lets see if I was expecting to battle a bear, this is the knife I would have:

http://photo.netho.tk/thumbnails.php?album=14

I bought that the day I turned 21, lol.
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#15 Posted: : Tuesday, July 08, 2008 2:06:45 AM
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Magic Anchovies wrote:

Well in canada, seeing as I can't get a gun as easy as I can in the states, I collect and use knives. Now I'm looking for a few knives, and i'm not talking general purpose saftey knives i'm talking about something that can take down a bear. I was thinking more of a bowie knife but all the knives, i've found really weren't up to my expectations.

 

Anyone have a favorite website, or place to buy knives? Preferably  Combat and survival?

 

Thanks!



A knife aint shit if you don't know how to use it. If you really wanted, you could take down a bear with your car keys. I wouldn't try it, but it's definitely possible. With that aside, buy a fucking sword.
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