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In My World: Stranger Danger
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--> Barack Obama was alone in the playground playing with some blocks. "Now that that mean lady is gone, I'm gonna be pesident," he said to himself.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad slowly crept near him. "Hello, little Barry."
Obama waved at him enthusiastically. "Hi! I'm Barack Obama, and I've been in the Senate..." He held up three fingers. "...this many years and now I'm gonna be pesident."
"I heard!" Mahmoud sat down next to him. "So what are you up to?"
Obama stacked some more blocks. "I'm building a prison for all the mean people who don't want to pay for universal healthcare and own guns."
"It looks nice. Anyway, I think we should go somewhere and talk." Mahmoud pointed to his van parked next the playground.
Obama suddenly became cautious. "My campaign manager said I'm not supposed to talk to dictators."
"That's crazy!" Mahmoud said. "I'm the democratically elected president of Iran. Shouldn't you be able to talk to a leader of a country like me."
Obama was hesitant. "I dunno."
"And we both want American out of Iraq... I just work towards that end more actively. Shouldn't we talk so we can better combine our energies to achieve a goal we both want."
"Maybe... but my campaign manager told me..."
"And I lost my puppy and need your help finding him," Mahmoud told him.
"Your puppy! Oh no! Where did you lose him?"
"Israel took him!" Mahmoud narrowed his eyes. "I will wipe them off the map."
Obama was cautious again. "I really think I'm supposed to stay here."
"But I have candy!"
"Yay! Candy!" Obama screamed as he scampered off towards Mahmoud's van.
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"This just in: Senator Barack Obama has made a deal with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to cut off all ties with Israel in exchange for five candy bars," the anchorman said.
"I heard Ahmadinejad tried to only give him only four candy bars," the anchorwoman commented, "but Obama negotiated him up to five. He is so shrewd. I just love him so much. I want to give myself to him sexually."
The anchorman nodded. "Me too. I bet he has soft hands. Anyway, John McCain, who I remind you is very old, was quick to condemn Obama's diplomacy, calling Obama a 'little whippersnapper' and told him and all his buddies to stay off his lawn."
"I guess he doesn't like black people," the anchorwoman added.
The anchorman nodded again. "He is a Republican." MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.
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you know we have a forum for all of these political jacking offs. it's called Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich. Love D.Sex TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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This story is full of truth, and belongs in douche or turd forum. get your ass to mars
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this story is stupid. it's essentially just an extended ad hominem attack. there is no refuting it because it's not an actual argument in any way. why not just call him a dumb nigger and be done with it? Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:this story is stupid. it's essentially just an extended ad hominem attack. there is no refuting it because it's not an actual argument in any way. why not just call him a dumb nigger and be done with it? lol, replace Obama's name with Mc Cain and I doubt you'd have the same response. get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:this story is stupid. it's essentially just an extended ad hominem attack. there is no refuting it because it's not an actual argument in any way. why not just call him a dumb nigger and be done with it? lol, replace Obama's name with Mc Cain and I doubt you'd have the same response. I might find it more amusing but I would still think it was stupid. There's so much legitimate shit to mock McSame over, there really isn't any reason to make anything up. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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No really...the holds up his hand....For 3 whole years thing is funny as shit. Because its true.
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This thread sucks. Obama is young and not somewhat inexperienced. McCain is old. We know. No need to write a humorless dialogue about it. Holy shit that was worthless.
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Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of bed?
...oo you need some hot shocolate? TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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This thread should be balanced with some McCain bashing. Let's start. The Nursing Home lady walked into McCains room, and drew back his privacy curtain. Mr. McCain? Johnny? Can you hear me? McCain woke up from his reverie and took a moment to recognize the woman. "Oh, there you are Sandy... Sammy? Either way... You look just like my daughter." "Um..." she replied. "Right. Your visitor is here... should I bring him in?" Oh boy, I hope it's my wife! "Sure," he replied. Shawna walked out of the room, bringing in George W. Bush, and left. As she walked down the hall, she passed her friend, Rolanda. "Was that Bush again?" Rolanda asked. "Yeah... what a truly nice guy. Bush is the only man that ever visits McCain. They must have been lifelong friends. They think so alike, sometimes I think they're the same person.." At the end of her shift, Shawna passed McCains room and heard a one-sided angry conversation in progress. She didn't care much, but in passing, heard the phrases "stay the course," "Think of the Texan oilers," and "My Daddy always said..." before she walked out. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Obama: "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states, I think — one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to … my staff could not justify it."MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.
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it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.
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atleast obama wont veto my beer In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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hax.sam.hall wrote:Obama: "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states, I think — one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to … my staff could not justify it." do you honestly believe that he was being serious when he said that? Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:hax.sam.hall wrote:Obama: "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states, I think — one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to … my staff could not justify it." do you honestly believe that he was being serious when he said that?
If you ask me, he meant to say 47 states and fucked up. Obama does not think there are 57 states, of this I am sure. I guess while running for president, the pressure builds up a little. TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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delta62 wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:hax.sam.hall wrote:Obama: "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states, I think — one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to … my staff could not justify it." do you honestly believe that he was being serious when he said that?
If you ask me, he meant to say 47 states and fucked up. Obama does not think there are 57 states, of this I am sure. I guess while running for president, the pressure builds up a little.
IIRC that was right around Super Tuesday (When like 30-some-odd states all have their primaries)... so all three candidates (McCain, Clinton, Obama) were running off of pure adrenaline and no sleep. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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