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#1 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 1:21:55 AM
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A sad day for comedy and pessimistic counter-culturalists. Rest in peace, George.
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#2 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 1:35:00 AM
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Worst. News. Ever. (Well there can be worse, but still... ) I have all his albums, his books, and have seen him in concert several times. He will always be one of my favorites.
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Damn that's a shame. He was one of the greats.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

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I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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#4 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 2:00:35 AM
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I grew up on his stuff.  He's one of those people you don't ever expect to pass on.  Damnit that sucks.

They come in threes.  Tim Russett,  George Carlin, . . .
You should be more like Cantrip.



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this just sucks......a great has passed on and the world has less to offer for it. Cheers to the man and the life he led.
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#6 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 4:14:51 AM
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THIS FUCKING GUY IS NOT ALLOWED TO DIE. JESUS HAD BETTER SEND HIS ASS BACK HERE BECAUSE I HAVE NOT YET SEEN HIM IN CONCERT.

God DAMNIT I was wrecked when my friend told me of this.
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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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#7 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 7:35:48 AM
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Lame.

Sup Sushi.
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#8 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 10:06:08 AM
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HolyJaw wrote:
THIS FUCKING GUY IS NOT ALLOWED TO DIE. JESUS HAD BETTER SEND HIS ASS BACK HERE BECAUSE I HAVE NOT YET SEEN HIM IN CONCERT.

God DAMNIT I was wrecked when my friend told me of this.


If you think Jesus has any say in the matter you're probably not that much of a Carlin fan.

One of the last great comedians left... even when he wasn't funny, he was right.
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#9 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 10:25:19 AM
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I couldn't believe the topic of this thread when I first looked at it.

Like everyone else, I didn't think he would die while he was still making comedy funny and dirty.
I never got to see him in concert either.

Good luck in the afterworld buddy.
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#10 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 10:38:36 AM
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#11 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 10:54:14 AM
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I could be wrong, but he looked like the kinda guy who experienced a lot of substance abuse over the years. Guess it caught up to him.
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#12 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 12:17:43 PM
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poor bastard...he will be missed...

this is for the youngsters that may not be familiar with his work...enjoy.



HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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#14 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 4:31:11 PM
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Comedians like Carlin are unique.  There will never be another as great as him.

We will all miss him.
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#15 Posted: : Monday, June 23, 2008 11:20:11 PM
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One of my favorites. I guess I should consider myself lucky to have seen him in concert in Vegas years ago.  I had a table at center stage and he kept me laughing the entire time.  God's(or whatever you believed in)speed George and when you get there, tell them about the 7 words.  
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