We had a thread that is over a month old now whose subject was laughing so hard at something in-game that you couldn't play because your mouse hand was shaking so much.  So I'll start this one by saying I so do love it when Bendy plays.  It's such great sport to hunt him down and kill him dead, dead, dead. 

Bendy and I are in each other's top-10 victims list.  Though I think I just got bumped to #11 on his.  Last night, or maybe it was the night before, I was playing  on the opposing team.  He was killing a good number of us.  -See, he usually plays a Heavy and always has a really good medic in tow.  Like if Bendy dies, that damn medic still kills a few of us with that needle gun.

Anyway, I started to notice everyone wanted to know where Bendy was.  "Bendy coming across bridge."  "Bend in the water."  "Bendy SitRep?" "Bendy under grate, ubered," and so on. 

It got to the point that Bendy could not come out of his spawn without one of us reporting it to the others.  I don't think he had a clue we were doing it, and no one really suggested second-by-second reports on his whereabouts, it just happened.

The joke was to stop what you were doing and see if you could kill Bendy before he killed you.  Man he's good with that heavy gun.

Anyway, I went demo and stickied the hell out of our sewer, only to be killed over and over again by Bendy who would pop out, shoot and kill me before I could pop the stickies while standing on the medpack.

So I sticked the hell out of the sewer and moved to the end.  Here comes Bendy ready to kill me as I stood on the medpack, only I wasn't there, and he quickly turned around.  BOOM!  He went to pieces.  Laughed my ass off.

I thought he would do it again so I went down to set the trap, only he was being chased by a scout.  I had him in my sights in the sewer when my machine crashed again and I called it a night.  But upon reflection on my way to slumberland, I replayed some of the scenarios with a smile on my face - spawn, kill Bendy, die, respawn, get killed by Bendy, respawn, . . .  

I <3 killing Bendy.  He's everyone's favorite cat toy and is a good sport about it.

bendy pwns me so much especialy when hes got his pet medics.. it makes me QQ

that big fat guy with the huge gun and the sadistic smile? Yea, best to be on his team.

This is something special?  I play "kill bendy" every time im in temp2.  Its the most fun you can have.  Doc BBQ and I usually compete to see who can kill him first.  You get bonus points if he makes a sad face.

lol

from now on, post screenshots of your kills that dominate him.

That will make this thread have a calculated average of 300% more win per post .

Erebus.. I'm still your Huckleberry   

 

Although whenever I hear Bendy coming, I must admit, I get revved up over the knowledge that one of us is gonna die.. I just try to sneak around and take out his medic first so I'll have a fighting chance!!  We all DO love ya Bendy!!!

We need to have a Kill Bendy theme one night. 

You guys are mean to poor Bendy!