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I've been working insane hours lately. Tomorrow's call time is 5am. woohoo. Anyway, between rigging grids and hanging lights I haven't had a whole lot of time to really sit down and let one out. No time to just drop that load. It came to a head today. I was over at my moms house. She has those luxury toilets. Throne style. Love them. Two feet long. It was two feet perfectly. Incredible. It was one of those dry ones too, one that leaves no side scuffing on your person. It was an incredible dump. Thanks for listening.
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Wtf, WDF? No pics?!? Pics, or it never happened. Come to think of it, I have some pics of some monster dumps I took while living in Germany. Have a whole collection of urinal pics too. I feel a scanning session coming on for the subject of a future post . . . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I've actually clogged one of those industrial "bombs away" toilets at a school before. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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virus wrote:too much information No, not enough. Pics plz. I know you have a camera on that cell phone of yours. I swear I better see some pics soon or I'm going to bust out the scanner . . . You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:virus wrote:too much information No, not enough. Pics plz. I know you have a camera on that cell phone of yours. I swear I better see some pics soon or I'm going to bust out the scanner . . . fecal fixation You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
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Cantrip wrote:virus wrote:too much information No, not enough. Pics plz. I know you have a camera on that cell phone of yours. some pics and I'm going to bust on the scanner . . . fixed  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
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[quote=WDF?]
Two feet long.
It was two feet perfectly. Incredible.
It was one of those dry ones too, one that leaves no side scuffing on your person. It was an incredible dump.
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What, no photo?
Someone should make a photoshop a of an ass on a toilet and add the picture of you on space mountain coming out of the ass.
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