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Saturday night I was getting ready for bed at around 1:30-45AM. As I'm doing so, I hear gunshots, lots of them. It sounded like an all out battle between two guns (I heard two distinct gunshot sounds), I would guess around 15 rounds were unloaded. So I quickly turn out my light and look out my window at the road that goes below my house (not my street tho). I see what I thought was an silver early 90's Lumina speeding up the street with the right rear door still open..so I called it in, got my clothes and mag light, and went outside...after it was all over and the cockroaches had time to scurry away. Instead of writing another paragraph, I thought it would be appropriate to list off what I saw in bullet points (get it? harrharr) - One neighbor saw the same car speeding off, but it had a body hanging out that open door
- The people involved came out of a black hip hop club down the street
- Cops were everywhere counting all the shells on the ground, also saw a few slugs in there too, possibly 3 guns?
- Someones light blue puffy baseball cap was lying in the middle of the street
- The count was somewhere between 13 and 15 shells found
- Parked cars were shot up, one pickup had a flat tire and a mark on the door where a bullet grazed it, an expedition had its rear window shot out
- The cops were taking evidence at the scene, and notified all the hospitals in the area to watch out for someone coming in with gunshot wounds
- After 20 min, a car matching the description I gave (except it was a Bonneville) pulled up to a hospital, one guy was hit in the back of the right shoulder
Suffice to say, thugs can't shoot for shit. This is probably why so often they kill from point blank range. Anyways, I live in a safe neighborhood populated by old people. Things were great until this shitty hip hop club opened up down the street. Typically there are no problems during the week, but Friday and Saturday nights the club brings black people over from around the city that normally wouldn't be over in these parts. It's so annoying. They illegally park their hoopties on the street a two lane road tuns into one, they're loud like animals, and these dumb ass thugs settle their petty arguments with Saturday night specials. Of course I don't think all black people are bad, but lots of them are. As Chris Rock says: "I love black people, but I hate niggas. get your ass to mars
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This is typically how most stereotypes start. It's not actually the color that is the problem, just people that fuck it up for their color. I pretty much feel the same way as muffman. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.

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Thug life. It's not just for black people anymore. Skin color doesn't matter, but it gets more attention if the participants are not white. Muff, you should write your local city council about the problem and cc a copy to the local police, local sheriff, you county supervisor representative, and the local District Attorney. Say it was a peaceful neighborhood until this club showed up and attracted thugs, which has increased crime and has now led to an attempted murder. You should also write the local ABC office, or whatever they call the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agency that is your state version. ABC in our state is the Alcoholic Beverages Commission, or Dept. of Alcoholic Beverages Control, whatever the new name is. They are in charge of issuing liquor licenses and yanks them for say, serving alcohol to underaged drinkers. However, they will mess you up if you are the owner of one of these licenses. Basically, if your establishment is a shithole, or has a negative effect on the neighborhood, they could yank it. That might be your best bet, so cc them a copy as well - the people who issue those licenses. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester

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^That's good advice..which I'm going to look into. Just to clarify something, if the club was full of white people, i'd say the same thing. Same if they were brown, yellow, green, blue, pink, whatever. But they're black. That's not being racist, it's being objective. I could care less about thugs killing thugs, the problem is it affects and kills innocent people. If I had one wish to make, it would be for more wishes. But then, I would ask for RoboCop. get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote: If I had one wish to make, it would be for more wishes. But then, I would ask for RoboCop.

TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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Get the pigs and city council on your side and they'll run that club out of business before you know it. There was a club in my area that drew a rowdy crowd, I think after the third shooting the banhammer came down hard and they were out of business with a few months. Or, you could assemble an underground army of senior citizen vigilantes and start fucking shit up guerilla warfare style, that would be way more awesome. Old people know how to wreck shit and got nothing to live for so they'll go all kamikaze on your ass. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Next time something like that goes down walk outside with a boombox blasting this song:
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:Or, you could assemble an underground army of senior citizen vigilantes and start fucking shit up guerilla warfare style, that would be way more awesome. Old people know how to wreck shit and got nothing to live for so they'll go all kamikaze on your ass. This gets the Cloonie seal of approval. 
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?

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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote: Or, you could assemble an underground army of senior citizen vigilantes and start fucking shit up guerilla warfare style, that would be way more awesome. Old people know how to wreck shit and got nothing to live for so they'll go all kamikaze on your ass.
ahh what ever happened to the good ole days of vigilante justice .. call in the Guardian angels !!
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:Get the pigs and city council on your side and they'll run that club out of business before you know it. There was a club in my area that drew a rowdy crowd, I think after the third shooting the banhammer came down hard and they were out of business with a few months. Or, you could assemble an underground army of senior citizen vigilantes and start fucking shit up guerilla warfare style, that would be way more awesome. Old people know how to wreck shit and got nothing to live for so they'll go all kamikaze on your ass. I lol'd at the old people part. Some old people are crazy as fuck!
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?

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Thinly veiled racism owns.
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Brosnan wrote:Thinly veiled racism owns. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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Rank: Polio Power!

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The boondocks is actually too racist to me now to be funny. I like how it just makes fun of everything but they need more funny and just blatant racism. If I wanted unfunny racism I would watch Mind of Mencia Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.

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jamesbigmac wrote:The boondocks is actually too racist to me now to be funny. I like how it just makes fun of everything but they need more funny and just blatant racism.
If I wanted unfunny racism I would watch Mind of Mencia 
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