I exclusively play Tempest 2. Period. No other server has the consistently high skill level and camraderie as the tempest cluster, and I'm not one for much else but Capture the Flag. I'm not the best player, but you folks have basically prided yourselves as being a casual clan. I like that, because I'm a fairly casual guy. What I offer in gaming skills isn't much, as people like Evolution888 are apt to point out. My kill to death ratio for anyone who's a regular is laughable at best, but I try and make up for it in other ways. I'm communicative, I'm fairly funny, and I try my damnedest to be insightful.

I'm as surprised as anyone if I get a kill, let alone a chain of them. Tactically, I'm more of a backfield player. I run a good game as a medic, and a decent one as a pyro. I wish I could pull off some of the crap that spies get away with, but I'm just not that guy. I'm honorable in the sense that I'll give a hacker just as much flak as anyone, and I can't stand someone who doesn't have the cojones to keep at something until they're at least better than they were at it. If you practice by cheating, all you'll be good at is cheating.

As for the handle? "The Nerf Jihad?" It's a name that I got from the fact that I once blew a whole paycheck on nerf guns. It stuck. I'd like to be at least considered for the part, and I'm on friendly terms (I think) with Rika and Granimal, if that's anything to speak of.

I'm also a writer. If y'all need some articles out of me, I'm your man for it.

Yar. Welcome, matey.

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Where the fuck did that come from?

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Anyway. About bloody time. Part of me had to do a double take thinking "isn't he already in pDs"?
Feels like it!

As was said, read the rules and post back here. One of our super-duper admins will fill you in on the rest then.

Welcome.  Just to make it easier on you here is a link to the rules: http://www.wdfnews.com/forums.aspx?g=posts&t=14

Make yourself at home and most importantly be sure to just have fun.  Skills are last on the list of important attributes of {pDs} members.

 

Ya.  Welcome to the forums.  You have to click on the above link, read the rules and post a reply in this thread that reads something like "Yeah, I read the rules - gimmie!"  Further instructions will follow.

And btw, this guy uses paragraph breaks and I would let him in on that fact alone.  The rest of you bastards should follow his example.  Sheesh.

And I'll let you all wonder whether or not this guy is Cantrip's alter ego.  Muahahahaha.  Uh, don't know if I helped or hurt your chances there Jihad.  Ooh, ooh, and post a pic of your nerf arsenal if you still have them. Not necessary for joining, but I know at least I'm curious about it.

I use to care about my K:D ratio. Had the best in the clan for a while. Then I started playing something other than soldier and [insert sound of bomb dropping] BOOM.

On the plus side.. now my headshot % is going up.

Awsome, while your putting your arsenal together for pics put the {pDs} tag in front of your ingame name along with an [R] at the end by which 2 weeks we will hold a poll to see if your fit for full membership.

Good luck.

lol, thanks

And it would help us if you made/got and uploaded an avatar for yourself.   That way we could recognize you easily.