Church of Subgenius Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Saturday, August 09, 2008 12:13:08 AM
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What do you know about this shit?

http://www.subgenius.com/fist.htmlv

Check out their stoner art:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/eyes/gallery.htmlv

They gots their own radio broadcasts here:

http://www.subgenius.com/hourslack.html

Attend church through IRC:

http://www.subgenius.com/subirc/subirc.html

Discuss.
You should be more like Cantrip.



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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#2 Posted: : Saturday, August 09, 2008 12:58:19 AM
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the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse.
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delta62
#3 Posted: : Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:35:37 AM
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What the Mighty Fuck is this shit?
TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do.
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the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse.

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Lead Salad
#4 Posted: : Saturday, August 09, 2008 3:22:08 AM
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I'm a member and a self-declared saint.
Cantrip
#5 Posted: : Saturday, August 09, 2008 11:26:10 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
I'm a member and a self-declared saint.


Are you an ordained minister of the Church of Subgenius?  If so, you can marry people.  In California, you can marry anyone.

You too can become a minister:

http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
HolyJaw
#6 Posted: : Saturday, August 09, 2008 8:19:51 PM
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Woman denied custody of son for participating in SubGenius holiday

http://www.boingboing.ne...oman-denied-custody.html

Boing Boing says: wrote:
As a card-carrying minister of the Church of the SubGenius since 1984, I am outraged that a judge has taken a mother's child from her because she participated in a sacred SubGenius ritual event. 200602210936 …On February 3, 2006, Judge Punch heard testimony in the case. Jeff entered into evidence 16 exhibits taken from the Internet, 12 of which are photographs of the SubGenius event, X-Day. Kohl has never attended X-Day and is not in any of the pictures. Rachel is depicted in many of these photos, often wearing skimpy costumes or completely nude, while participating in X-Day and Detroit Devival events.

The judge, allegedly a very strict Catholic, became outraged at the photos of the X-Day parody of Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of the Christ — especially the photo where Jesus [Steve Bevilacqua] is wearing clown makeup and carrying a crucifix with a pool-noodle dollar sign on it while being beaten by a crowd of SubGenii, including a topless woman with a “dildo”.

…Judge Punch lost his temper completely, and began to shout abuse at Rachel, calling her a “pervert,” “mentally ill,” “lying,” and a participant in “sex orgies.” The judge ordered that Rachel is to have absolutely no contact with her son, not even in writing, because he felt the pictures of X-Day performance art were evidence enough to suspect “severe mental illness”…





<-- Her.
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Business
#7 Posted: : Sunday, August 10, 2008 12:57:27 AM
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sex orgies and pool toys?

Sounds like a fun way to spend Sunday mornings.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
TripleBam
#8 Posted: : Sunday, August 10, 2008 9:05:07 AM
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To diverse gods

Do mortals bow;

Holy Cow, and

Wholly Chao.

Safety + Peace
RichardAwesome
#9 Posted: : Tuesday, August 12, 2008 5:21:29 PM
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I can't decide whether to follow the Norse or Greek gods, personally. :(
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