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just a bag preferably a brown paper bag but others can be worked with.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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I wish that it were my birthday, so I could blow out the candles and wish for the 1 minute and 45 seconds of my life back that I just tossed down the drain.
To answer your question, not a thing on god's green earth. "I'm not a malefactor, I'm a lagomorph!"
"And lo' the Lord sayeth, let there be Tempest #4, and he looketh upon and sayeth it is good"
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It would take one hell of a lump of cash..... but seriously I doubt there is enough money in the world.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Give me a 1963 Corvette Splitback. And a titanium condom. And a blindfold. Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Just a promise of a night w/ Ciao's mom....:)
j/k....nothing in this world would want that on top of me
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her parents must be drinking themselves to death probably started at conception TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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She is a space alien.
Surprised none of you said it would take a lot of booze.
Me? Pass.
If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
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You couldn't even pay me to fuck either one. I have money, I have a beautiful gf, and I have self respect. On a different note, I'm tired of the (literally) millions of people who think their little lip syncing mixed with silly dancing is going to get them famous on youtube. Newsflash: Unless you are this guy...  ...you are not original. Even the original numa numa video..the one to spawn the millions of similar videos, wasn't that funny. I have respect for one youtube video featuring people dancing to music: Not surprisingly, this also spawned millions of copycats. get your ass to mars
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Um, the one on the left, no thank you. I would never accept cash, gifts or drugs for sex because when I donate blood I have to answer the question "have you ever exchanged sex for money or drugs?" I think a yes answer would mean I couldn't donate blood anymore. The fat chick on the right, would be a better choice of the two. Now, for free, if they're adults, who voluntarily consent to a three way? -That would sweeten the pot. Remember, in a beer-induced haze, beauty is only a light switch away. But, uh, I would pass even then. More for the evident lack of personalities. I'm certain they're nice people, but I'm selective in where my cock goes. It's just my thing. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
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Cantrip wrote:I'm selective in where my cock goes. It's just my thing. Speaking of which, do you have any more pics of that hot German girl? You know what kind of pics I'm talking about... get your ass to mars
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Rank: Fuckstick
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how much would it take me to fuck either of them?? probably a please. I like testing the limits of humanity. TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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I would not fuck either of them with Cantrip's dick "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Well seeing as how i know the skinny one.........um..........never....... Suffers from the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency — nay — the very existence of George W. Bush
AKA
Bush Derangement Syndrome
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