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So last night on Tempest #2 was utter chaos, and I'd like to apologize because it was totally my fault. I got on the server around 10pm and joined red team, then saw that both Giller and Bendy were going heavy, so I was like, "HAY BENDY IMMA GO MEDIC FOR JOO LOLOLOL." Then a couple other teammates went heavy/medic, and we began to rain hell on the blue team. It got the worst about the time that Giller, Bendy, and myself were deep in the blue base. Bendy mowed everyone down while I stood behind him, and we camped the hay room spawn for a few minutes. I activated an Übercharge so that Bendy could lay the smack down while Giller and friends ran for the intel. With a clear hay room for the next 30 seconds, I abandoned Bendy and ran out to the sniper perch. After slicing up a few snipers, I found a bleeding Bendy, so I activated another Übercharge and helped him in operation CLEAR THAT HAY ROOM ROUND 2. I got 12 medic assists and 3 Übersaw kills in those 3-4 minutes. See, Bendy isn't quite invincible, as most of you may have seen. But when I pull douchebag moves like slicing up those poor helpless snipers, Bendy becomes a force of nature. Also, Bendy's other secret is that if he goes through the enemy sewer, he likes to take a moment to munch on the Sandvich for good luck. 
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You're wrong. Killing Bendy is the right thing to do. Always.
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This must have been after I left, because I distinctly remember dominating you.
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BadHorsie wrote:
This must have been after I left, because I distinctly remember dominating you.
Yeah, you were long gone. You think it's coincidence that blue got their ass handed to them only after you left?
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I have been known to complain if I get auto'd onto bendys team. Dont get me wrong, hes a good friend, but its just so much fun to kill him!
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The reason we love killing Bendy is because it's so dang hard to do it, it's like getting an A on a final exam, or killing Fat Pigeon, lol. :D McCheese wrote:I've always said all women are 2 drinks away from full on lesbian action Lead Salad wrote:I never figured whut for a fairy..wait, yes, yes I did. Snipme wrote:erk cant have me my penis will annilihate his ass hole
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There's nothing wrong with wanting to be in Bendy's harem of medics. Just remember, for those few precious moments you feel the excitement that you can only get in real life by mowing down a school of baby geese chicks with an SUV, you are the primary target for every member of the opposite team and you will go down sir, because you're standing in the way of yet another round of Bendy-ball. Not that I care if it's you or someone else; It's great sport either way. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:There's nothing wrong with wanting to be in Bendy's harem of medics.
Just remember, for those few precious moments you feel the excitement that you can only get in real life by mowing down a school of baby geese chicks with an SUV, you are the primary target for every member of the opposite team and you will go down sir, because you're standing in the way of yet another round of Bendy-ball.
Not that I care if it's you or someone else; It's great sport either way. You say "harem" like it's a bad thing. But it's 100% true, often times Bendy ropes himself two to three medics, so that way at least one can heal Bendy, and at least one can heal Bendy's medic. And if the primary medic dies, the secondary medic takes her place. One of these days we'll coordinate it so that one of the medics carries a Kritzkrieg, unleashing Bendy with double penetration über power to see what kind of destruction he can bring. I'm usually the first to die anyway, because I'm stupid as hell and pull out my saw in the middle of battle to rip open spies and scouts. Totally worth it.
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In response to the idea of using a krit: Cantrip wrote:Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
The kritzkrieg is kind of useless, mostly because the person you use it on has a bad habit of rushing to their death but also because whenever someone sees you trigger it you become the only target. I imagine it would be good for group rushes but I've never really seen it used very effectively.
What if . . . what if you get kritzkrieg going on a heavy with a first medic, so that every bullet is a crit, then a second medic to uber the heavy and a third medic to uber the first medic? I guess you could get a fourth and a fifth medic to uber the second and third if you really wanted. http://www.wdfnews.com/forums.aspx?g=posts&t=9162It would be cool if someone tried it. I have just the defense . . . You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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heheh Bendy isn't that difficult to kill when he doesn't have a medic glued to him... lol Yargh
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Keep saying that erk, when you kill me ill believe it. :) And I dont need a medic, I HAS SANDVICH!
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Bendy wrote:Keep saying that erk, when you kill me ill believe it. :) Ladies and gentlemen, Bendy's first post. Finally. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Bendy wrote:Keep saying that erk, when you kill me ill believe it. :) Ladies and gentlemen, Bendy's first post. Finally.
'Bout Time, sir...Welcome!  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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I think I can honestly say I am one of the few to have a positive K/D on Bendy, an I intend to hold onto that honor like a mad man :)
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That is probably true, for now, Keep it while you can, i think you might have a 1.1 K/Dr on me, Enjoy it. It will go down when you join my game again. Yee Be Warned!
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